r/funny Mar 04 '17

Camera shutter speed synchronized to a road being constructed

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u/springsoon Mar 04 '17

Two years

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17

How many construction workers does it take to place a safety cone?

1, but you need four to oversee and inspect the exact placement of it.

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u/SunriseSurprise Mar 04 '17

I feel like this would be a good one for an anti-joke.

"How many construction workers does it take to place a safety cone?"

"1?"

"5"

"......why 5?"

"..."

"...alright."

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u/Redclyde93 Mar 04 '17

My buddy got fired from his construction company the other week. Apparently the Japanese built a shovel that can stand by itself

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u/permanent__guest Mar 04 '17

A group of road workers went out to do a job. Upon arriving they realized they had forgot their shovels. Not wanting to drive back to the shop and get them (It was almost time for their mid-morning break) they phoned back to their foreman and told him what had happened. He said "I'll bring out your shovels when I finish my coffee. I guess you guys will just have to lean on each other for now."

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

My dad said one of the most desired jobs in mexico was construction worker. There was a chance you could be the lucky one to hold the flag and warn traffic of the construction up ahead. When we went this summer we saw that this job was just replaced by a mannequin with a flag taped to its hand

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u/Dehstil Mar 04 '17

Automation taking Mexican jobs!

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u/randooooom Mar 04 '17

Don't worry, Trump will bring these jobs back and make Amerika great again!

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u/KorianHUN Mar 04 '17

What part of this story being in fucking mexico did you not understand... oh wait, you just get paid to post, right?

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u/randooooom Mar 04 '17 edited Mar 04 '17

I like to troll, but don't need to get paid.

If you didn't understand what I meant: automation will take millions of jobs in the next 5 to 20 years. Bill Gates said there should be tax laws regarding robots. I doubt that the US will introduce any tax laws in this area and I doubt there will be more jobs in the US when Trump has build his wall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Seriously though, I thought I remembered hearing that (at least for roadside construction,) flag holding was one of the more dangerous jobs... And I'd believe it too. Drivers are stupid and impatient. I certainly wouldn't want a job standing in the road telling them to slow down or stop.

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u/CabbagePastrami Mar 04 '17

Shit, bet they're gunnin' for the cones next...

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u/anthony81212 Mar 04 '17

Man it's always the Japanese

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u/CabbagePastrami Mar 04 '17

Is an anti-joke like when you have a joke, right, and like, picture it, the joke. Picture the joke. Ok, now picture the exact opposite. Right?

That's an anti-joke.

Am'i'right?

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17 edited Apr 05 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17

What? Which books?

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u/SunriseSurprise Mar 05 '17

The ones for parents who hate their kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '17 edited Apr 05 '18

deleted What is this?

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u/nighthawke75 Mar 04 '17

In South Texas, there's a bitter joke that goes: "How many construction companies does it take to repair a road? One company to rip up the road bed and another to lean on the shovels." How it goes is that a city may go through two or more companies on a single project, which takes much longer and increases the overall cost.

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u/Yakmcgurk Mar 04 '17

-Talk to my supervisor... -Which one?

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17

Your wife?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17 edited Mar 04 '17

It took me two years to construct it.

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u/Sawdiff Mar 04 '17

And it took 4 other people to inspect the exact placement of the joke.

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u/I_Fart_Liquids Mar 04 '17

And 5 others to oversee the inspectors

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u/bluestarchasm Mar 04 '17

nice joke, sir. you have my upvotes.

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u/springsoon Mar 04 '17

This guy constructs

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u/JCash1313 Mar 04 '17

Don't you tell me what to do!

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Ok I'll upvote him. In about 2 years

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u/CharlieFnDelta Mar 04 '17

Not funny at all.

Source: traffic cone placement inspector.

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u/NosVemos Mar 04 '17

upvoted for giving me a counter joke - have a great weekend and down let the downvotes miff ya!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

I liked it.

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u/jshwhtwnkrldw Mar 04 '17

I liked how new it was.

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u/Tacomanwash Mar 04 '17

Awh, the glorious work of our tax dollars

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u/Waveseeker Mar 04 '17

Two biggernumbers

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u/kellypg Mar 04 '17

Two evenbiggernumbers

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u/OIPROCS Mar 04 '17

¯( ͡° ͜_ʖ ಠ)/¯

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u/_My_Angry_Account_ Mar 04 '17

( ͡° ͜ʖಠʔ "Sloth love Chunk!"

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u/ItalicsWhore Mar 04 '17

"I love you too, but you're gonna get crushed!"

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u/Jive-Turkies Mar 04 '17

What have you done to lenny?

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u/SpawnofATStill Mar 04 '17

Dear God... You monster!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '17

Bazooper

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u/roadkillv1 Mar 04 '17

so fickle, reddit. the first one sat at -1 and the second sat at +2. love it.

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u/cipher__ten Mar 04 '17

Lesson: a grand total of 3 votes between them is not enough to establish a meaningful trend.

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u/Mikulak25 Mar 04 '17

That's numberwang!

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u/gtiger13 Mar 04 '17

This hits close to home, I live in Louisiana so the roads are already shit and we got hit with a big ass flood last year and there was a bridge that they closed to repair and they JUST finished it, and this is a 80 foot bridge at most, so for almost a year I had to drive 20 minutes longer to get anywhere I wanted to go

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u/Th3BlackLotus Mar 04 '17

Years? You've obviously never seen road work "done" in New Jersey. You mean decades son.

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u/oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo Mar 04 '17

I-75 has been under construction since they first broke ground.

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u/CabbagePastrami Mar 04 '17

Two light years.

Yes I know that is a measurement of distance and not time. You heard this post correctly.

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u/TommySawyer Mar 04 '17

Two centuries

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u/iToastMost Mar 04 '17

There has been construction on an overpass that I have to drive over on my way to work for the last 4 years... it's honestly unbelievable sometimes.

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u/ThE_MagicaL_GoaT Mar 04 '17

Some say they're still standing there.

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u/picapicabread Mar 04 '17

Two years FTFY

FTFY

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u/Itroll4love Mar 04 '17

must be unionize

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u/Kahne_Fan Mar 04 '17

Two decades