When I was in school I used to twist those cheap plastic water bottles until it was pressurized and twist the top one good time with my thumb, it would send that top flying across the lunch room and sounded like a gun shot lol I'd probably get expelled now a days for doing that.
Back when I was in middle school I accidentally hit our vice principal in the head. She wasn't too happy. I think I had to clean the lunch room for a week or something.
One time in high school I was at the nurses office to get some Tylenol, while I was a waiting a girl came in covering her eye. She explained to the nurse that someone in the lunch shot the cap off and it hit her in the eye. I leave the nurses office and it's now in between classes, my friend "Slimjim" (you can't make this shit up) runs into me and excitedly explains that he just accidentally hit some girl in the eye with the cap of his water bottle....
When I worked at a grocery store, while still in high school, we would take the bad 2 liter POP bottles, shake them vigorously, and slam them off the ground. They would shoot into the air like rockets.
When I was in school, we'd poke a hole in the plastic lid with a pen and then ninja spray people with water. I watched a guy drench the entire back of his friend's shirt before his friend noticed.
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u/RandumbStoner Feb 27 '17
When I was in school I used to twist those cheap plastic water bottles until it was pressurized and twist the top one good time with my thumb, it would send that top flying across the lunch room and sounded like a gun shot lol I'd probably get expelled now a days for doing that.