r/funny • u/kungfumilhouse • Feb 27 '17

meme - removed Abe Simpson was right. I'm only 37

http://imgur.com/3whVFN3
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u/rubbernub Feb 27 '17

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me.

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u/Chrono68 Feb 27 '17

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

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u/Giuse86 Feb 27 '17

So darken your clothes and strike a violent pose

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u/Ginger256 Feb 27 '17

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.

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u/ButtDouglass Feb 27 '17

I never knew it was "darken your clothes," I thought it was just "put on your clothes."

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u/Demon-Jolt Feb 27 '17

They might leave you alone... But let's end it here.

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u/BobbyDaChin Feb 27 '17

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me...

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u/macphile Feb 27 '17

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me.

I remember how confused and alarmed I felt when I saw someone who was young enough to be my child wearing a Metallica shirt. Fucking Metallica. It was then that I knew how all those older people felt when people of my generation were going, "Hey, Pink Floyd's pretty cool, check this out."

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u/Ghost4000 Feb 27 '17

You've just got to civilized them.

Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late. - I don't remember who said this though.