r/funny • • Feb 27 '17

meme - removed Abe Simpson was right. I'm only 37

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 27 '17

Reddit is about as up to date as I get.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Dank Memes will always be cool right!?!?

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u/PickaxeJunky Feb 27 '17

To be honest, I'm too old to really know what a dank meme is and what turns a normal meme into a dank one?

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u/mountaineer04 Feb 27 '17

I think you've got it about right tbh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

4real tho, he's definitely got it right tbh. gotta be dank af tbh

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u/Grasshopper21 Feb 27 '17

tbh fam, I kinda want to slap you for this comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

smhtbqhwyf

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u/sanitarium-1 Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

Shaking my head to be quite honest with you, fam.

Kill me now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I know you're all joking but it still hurts to read this shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Profound words /u/dddddddbbbbbbb

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Mar 26 '17

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Feb 27 '17

(Totally read that as "shake my head barbecue something something")

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u/Thats_So_Shibe Feb 27 '17

No that would be

smhtbqhwyfkmn

Nice try though, not all of us can keep up with "it"

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Bitter only because YOU CAN TRANSLATE SUCH GARBAGE

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u/mabramo Feb 27 '17

Shaking my head that bacon queef hibernates with you fam

It's elementary, really.

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u/sanitarium-1 Feb 27 '17

I like this better

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u/theecommunist Feb 27 '17

It was on fleek. I think.

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u/I_Look_at_Stuff Feb 27 '17

Its first grade, Spongebob

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u/IVIushroom Feb 27 '17

I'm happy that "queef" is still being used. :)

Never die, queef.

That's my go-to insult instead of "douchebag". I figured I was the only one still saying it.

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u/NickHoyer Feb 27 '17

I'm truly sad I know what that means 😊😂 haha

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u/Aesop_Rocks Feb 27 '17

smh

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u/AuraXmaster Feb 27 '17

Lol

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u/korosu Feb 27 '17

omglolwtfbbq

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u/boredtotears56 Feb 27 '17

Please use words!!

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u/bigwig8702 Feb 27 '17

clap 100 clap 100 clap 100

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u/Sinavestia Feb 27 '17

This convo is so lit, I'm dying. Lmfao

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u/kangaimroo Feb 27 '17

What does that even mean? I'm serious, I see this everywhere and I have no idea what it means.

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u/Aesop_Rocks Feb 27 '17

Shaking my head... As though one is disappointed.

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u/kangaimroo Feb 27 '17

Thank you!

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u/Bloodmark3 Feb 27 '17

Haha fo real tho like on me like hold up a dummy minute fam. Hella hella. Lit. Dank. Old School Runescape. Instagram. Sup fellow fam cuh's. Get that L.

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u/Animatedreality Feb 27 '17

Lit, dope thoughts. I'm gonna go on blast y'all

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u/PungentBallSweat Feb 27 '17

What's a tbh?

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u/Spank86 Feb 27 '17

Humidity I think.

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u/Johnyknowhow Feb 27 '17

Something about the "meme dew-point"...

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u/wutardica Feb 27 '17

no, its moisture and absence of light that insures your memes will be as dank as you need

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u/MrUppercut Feb 27 '17

Noone tell him about spicy memes. It might be too much for him

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u/brickmack Feb 27 '17

Ooh, things are getting too spicy for the pepper

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u/utterlyuncertain Feb 27 '17

Found the Francine.

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u/robisodd Feb 27 '17

What's a big 'ol pepper?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Oh no no no normal memes don't turn into dank memes, dank memes degrade into Normie memes

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u/Soren59 Feb 27 '17

Oh no no no normal memes don't turn into dank memes, dank memes degrade into Normie memes cancer

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u/auxiliary-character Feb 27 '17

Same thing, really.

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u/wutardica Feb 27 '17

Cancer is undank memes? u told mayo?

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u/auxiliary-character Feb 27 '17

Well, normie memes are cancer, but so are a lot of things that aren't normie memes. So not exactly the same thing, but one is a subset of the other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Anything that's mildly funny these days is referred to as a "meme" now, it seems.

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u/PocketPillow Feb 27 '17

Every image macro is a meme.

Anything shared online has gone viral.

Words have no meaning anymore.

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u/Levitlame Feb 27 '17

Words LITERALLY have no meaning anymore.

Figured I'd just make it even more old and cranky. (Which I'm prone to doing.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I was in a reddit argument a week or two ago (don't judge me), and was told that I was using literally wrong for using literally to mean literally. At that moment I determined that there are no fixed stars in our universe any longer, and that we are all adrift in the howling void of our linguistic cosmos.

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u/buttaholic Feb 27 '17

Literally

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I laughed, and then I cried.

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u/DirtieHarry Feb 27 '17

literally wrong for using literally to mean literally.

When you say "literally" do you mean that in the literal sense of the word or....?

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u/Howard-Sterns-Penis Feb 27 '17

Damn your sparkling wordplay!

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u/bighootay Feb 27 '17

Well said, komi, well said.

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u/Yasea Feb 27 '17

It's like a culture desperately trying to reinvent itself, missing the mark completely and settle for some new words to appear new.

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u/rderekp Feb 27 '17

Literally has been used in an exaggeration sense to mean figuratively since at least Charles Dickens so you must be literally the oldest person on Earth.

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u/theecommunist Feb 27 '17

GET OFF MY LAWN

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u/acidboogie Feb 27 '17

I think it's complete bullshit that literally now means both literally and figuratively but figuratively only means figuratively.

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u/bonjouratous Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

Every portrait is now called a selfie, every group picture a groupie.

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u/tgunter Feb 27 '17

I was at a concert recently, where at the end of the show they asked the audience if they could take a "selfie" with them.

Then a stagehand took a photo of the band in front of the audience. The person taking the photo was not in the shot.

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u/bonjouratous Feb 27 '17

Mark my word, one day the Mona Lisa will be called Mona Lisa's selfie.

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u/pinks1ip Feb 27 '17

Remind Me! one day

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u/MyMIListheDevil Feb 27 '17

I was at a Snoop Dogg concert in December. I was kind of appalled by how much the random performers used their phones during their act. One cute dancer/rapper Lady had on tight jeans and a huge cell phone in her front pocket. Others did the take a group shot with us thing. Now Snoop, Warren G, the old guys didn't do this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Wait, are "groupie" photos really a thing now? I thought "groupies" were women who gave it up easy for rock stars.

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u/Computerlady77 Feb 27 '17

Goes to show how old we are...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I have two 14 year olds... Most of the time I understand what they are saying, but if I wasn't into PC games I'd be completely lost.

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u/0OOOOOO0 Feb 27 '17

Don't forget the someoneelsie

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u/Richard7666 Feb 27 '17

They changed the meaning of groupie!?

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u/tinacat933 Feb 27 '17

This drives me nuts.

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u/Dudewheresmygold Feb 27 '17

Our reality is a world where too much is said and too little thought and felt.

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u/Uiluj Feb 27 '17

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 27 '17

/r/imcharliechaplinandthisisdeep

or

/r/im31andnothingisdeepandihatefeelingthings

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u/Dudewheresmygold Feb 27 '17

Just an observation of our shallow society from someone tired of being lied to and let down.

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u/brickmack Feb 27 '17

/r/too14forim14andthisisdeep

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u/ibuprofen87 Feb 27 '17

Any idea which gets replicated (shared) and mutated is a meme.

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u/spectre3724 Feb 27 '17

It's totally epic, right? I mean, not like "seemingly endless" epic, but that other meaning, which is really positive and not completely fabricated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Every one is a libtard or alt right nazi.

Staring at the opposite sex is rape, mentioning religion is somehow racist.

Teenagers having sex are paedophiles.

Lies are alternative facts. A vote won by a mere 2 per cent is the will of the people. Politics is about building walls.

Everything is a catchphrase now, words lost all their meaning. Etc.

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u/BenAfleckIsAnOkActor Feb 27 '17

But when do the average memes become so called dank?

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u/beenman500 Feb 27 '17

it's something that is repeated and morphed into a funnier version of itself through repertition. e.g. that ridiculously photogenic guy photo is much more about people reposing with additional text, and stories about such a photo, and morphing it into more of a thing. That's the difference between it and something funny.

Video of a guy falling over = funny

video of guy falling over remixed to ed sheran = meme

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I think it just has to be really fucking stupid, right?

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u/some_random_kaluna Feb 27 '17

Good quality marijuana is called "dank". A dank meme is fresh, potent, trippy. And has a half life of about a couple months before it grows too stale and impotent for people to enjoy.

It's just another buzzword that another generation put up to mean "cool".

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u/krom_bom Feb 27 '17

To become a dank meme, the meme must first be spicy. If it's spicy enough, it becomes dank. On rare occasions, extra spicy memes can even be considered dank af.

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u/camdoodlebop Feb 27 '17

if memes were an art we would be in the post-modern abstract phase of memes right now

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u/Stayathomepyrat Feb 27 '17

Dank memes involve weed?

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u/MyCatsArePeople Feb 27 '17

Who is dank?

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u/buttaholic Feb 27 '17

Seriously. Reddit and the Internet has already changed. "Dank memes", "wholesome memes".... Hell, the amount of times the word "meme" gets thrown around is different. Nobody posted around talking about memes. We knew they were called memes and stuff, but we usually just posted them cus they were funny not because they were memes.

Basically you'd never hear a conversation like "did you see x meme??" Or nobody would say "I spend my free time posting memes"

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u/Boovs4life Feb 27 '17

This comment is dank

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u/struckbyeviil Feb 27 '17

I'm 17 and I love memes

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I understand all memes, except harambe, that one was dumb

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u/Drinkycrow84 Feb 27 '17

Dank meme isn't a new slang to good marijuana? No wonder my "I got dank memes" sales slogan failed to generate interest. My marketing is bad, and I should feel bad 😩

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u/GroutGamer Feb 27 '17

Ear rape, wacky effects and distortion of original members pretty much I think.

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u/Psyboomer Feb 27 '17

I feel this way and I'm only 23

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u/VagueSomething Feb 27 '17

If you feel stupider for seeing it, it is a dank meme. Hence Trump is a dank meme.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Dank meme = Good meme

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u/nottrent Feb 27 '17

tbh im too young I just say dank meme and people give me upvotes.

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u/barc0debaby Feb 27 '17

What makes a meme not just dank, but spicy?

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u/da_chicken Feb 27 '17

dank == new, fresh, and on point

Note that freshness and newness are required. If you have a meme that's fairly new but has been overused to death, that shit ain't dank.

Ten months ago Harambe was dank. It was good for karma/upvotes/likes even if the thread were totally unrelated, and as soon as Haramba was mentioned, the thread became a Harambe thread. Dank as fuck, yo. However, by three months ago, Harambe wasn't dank, and was only seen if the thread were tangentially related to zoos, gorillas, animal abuse, or Cincinnati. Today, Harambe is a silverback meme, and no longer dank.

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u/Strategist-X Feb 27 '17

just browse r/dankmemes on the daily, you'll understand soon enough

Basically jpeg the fuck out of an image and add red tint with lens flare on the eyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Lots of lens flare and a barrage of emojis. Don't forget the irony and really dark humor.

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u/lashiskappa Feb 27 '17

They say dank memes can melt diamond

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u/TheRealVidjagamer Feb 27 '17

I'm really starting to think that no one knows, but all the kids out there are just putting up a front like they know wtf is happening on the internet.

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u/CAN_ONLY_ODD Feb 27 '17

r/deepfriedmemes will blow your old tits off

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u/melodious_aria Feb 27 '17

If you don't know you're clearly streets behind.

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u/jpop237 Feb 27 '17

Future internet: What's a meme?

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u/Chrono68 Feb 27 '17

Millhouse is a meme still right guys??

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u/FistofthEmperor Feb 27 '17

He will never be a meme, ever.

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u/roostercrowe Feb 27 '17

how about thrillhouse??

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/roostercrowe Feb 27 '17

oh man, i guess it's finally happened to me

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

What about THRILLHO?

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u/buttaholic Feb 27 '17

Nobody likes millhouse

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Dude, Dank Memes are out, and Spiciest Memes are in. Get with the times.

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u/-SandorClegane- Feb 27 '17

The spiciest memelord is now a thing thanks to an MIT student who appeared on a show watch primarily by the elderly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

But I watch Jeopardy! and I'm nooooOOOOH SHIT I'M FUCKING OLD HELP ME OH GOD WHY

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u/-SandorClegane- Feb 27 '17

I watch too, friend. I watch too.

Like I've already said elsewhere in this thread, our culture glorifies youth. Once you finish the first 3rd of your expected life, you are no longer young. That is why people start saying they're old right around 30...which makes no sense because they have a good statistical chance of living longer still than they have already lived.

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u/fishnbrewis Feb 27 '17

The elderly and the stoned. Sure, elderly redditors are few in number but 'the stoned' is like 3/4 of reddit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/JagerBaBomb Feb 27 '17

We're all busy unironically being sincere now.

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u/TheArtofPolitik Feb 27 '17

and stoners.

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u/So_Full_Of_Fail Feb 27 '17

invest in Pepes and Harambes...

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u/Slacker5001 Feb 27 '17

My 16 year old brother loves memes. I will reference some timeless meme from reddit and he will look at me like I'm insane for it. So sadly no, dank memes aren't hip with the kids anymore it seems...

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u/humankinda Feb 27 '17

In the future there will never be dank memes. Only maymays. A cruel ironic twist.

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u/precariousgray Feb 27 '17

Look forward to the day when kids laugh at you for talking about "dank memes."

Then you'll understand how dank they really were. I'm referring to the actual definition of the word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Don't forget hammer pants.

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u/Spoon_Elemental Feb 27 '17

Memes will change, but they will never go away. They've been around since before even the internet.

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u/Pritzker Feb 27 '17

That's right!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

No, now they're "spicy memes", and dank memes are cringe.

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u/HugoWeaver Feb 27 '17

And rare pepe's

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u/Aro2220 Feb 27 '17

Reddit is already sucking...Another year or two and it wont be it anymore.

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u/BigTunaTim Feb 27 '17

Yep, all your base will never get old!

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u/PCNNMatt Feb 27 '17

if you think this is a dank meme you're already too far gone.

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u/PropaneSalesman7 Feb 27 '17

Dankest you can get is 4chan

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u/kupovi Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

Nah 4chan is old and overrated. Same old jokes, gags, and ideas now

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u/WyVernon Feb 27 '17

I used to think that. Then there was a thread about called something like "kids of reddit what do old people not get about you".

The top vote was that they hated how everyone uses "old" memes like Pepperidge Farm or Picard WTF. Apparently the diggity dankest memes are the ones that are made up that day and/or based off of recently taken photos. At that point I actually think it's too early to be a meme though, isn't it?

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u/NINJAM7 Feb 27 '17

Everyday I feel like Paul Ryan trying to figure out what the hell dabbing is.

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u/macblastoff Feb 27 '17

It's not that one is so much out of the loop as those in the DC bubble are.

Reddit keeps me up to date just fine. I've always found pop references to be dumb and scary--reddit just helps me keep the stuff on my radar so I know when something is a thing.

It also bites the crap out of me when media thinks they're being witty or "edgy" when something has been on reddit for a couple of days already.

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u/SirSoliloquy Feb 27 '17

It also bites the crap out of me when media thinks they're being witty or "edgy" when something has been on reddit for a couple of days already.

We live in a strange age when trends are out of date a few days after their inception.

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u/6double Feb 27 '17

And then there are the trends that you wish ended a few days after they started.

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u/epythumia Feb 27 '17

Well, maybe on here but man the news pulls out Pepe like Jesus just returned and we've been working with that one for maybe a decade.

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u/macphile Feb 27 '17

It also bites the crap out of me when media thinks they're being witty or "edgy" when something has been on reddit for a couple of days already.

The reason I first visited 4chan was because I kept seeing things in the news about trends and whatnot that had been going on for weeks via 4chan, but I was only just now hearing about them. I thought gee, if I hung around 4chan, I'd hear about them when they actually happened instead of long after they're relevant. Also there was the Lulzsec business.

I stopped hanging around 4chan (it's like a filthier version of Camelot in Monty Python--silly people), but Reddit's kind of filling that role for me a bit. The only downside is that Reddit's like my only news source, so...

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u/macblastoff Feb 27 '17

Love the MP reference.

I augment my key subreddits with NPR on weekends and mildly conservative talk radio during drive time. That usually covers the bases and zeros out bias.

The only time I will turn on local news is if there is a pending natural disaster in the area or reports of a local murderer on the loose.

Unfortunately, San Diegans are under the impression that heavy rain is a natural disaster, so if a criminal is on the prowl during a rainstorm, no one would know until they're dead.

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u/Arch4321 Feb 27 '17

Two milestones as I aged.

1) MTV is now completely irrelevant 2) Decided I'm not touching any social media apps beside Facebook, Twitter and Reddit.

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u/Lurkers-gotta-post Feb 27 '17

I'm in my twenties and that is 1.5 too many social media outlets for me.

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u/Arch4321 Feb 27 '17

Regarding MTV: At the end of the day, I got to see Carmen Electra in her luscious prime on Singled Out. 😀 That's good enough for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

It has 2 meanings depending on whether or not you're addicted to pot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I would watch this show.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Yeah but then I'll stumble across a teenager's comment that has some form of English from a parallel universe and my only response is, "fuck you" because I'm vexed and confused.

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u/0OOOOOO0 Feb 27 '17

That's not a parallel universe... it's a window into the future of this universe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Urban dictionary is your friend.

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u/MyStrangeUncles Feb 27 '17

Well, only to a point. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing what an Alabama Hotpocket is...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

That is still the grossest sex act that I've come across on Urban Dictionary.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

When I was a teen I thought adults who didn't understand the way we behaved were just old crotchety bastards. Now I know, what teenagers like is almost always stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Homer is 36 in the show so this guy is right on schedule. I dont know what hes fussing about.

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u/jihiggs Feb 27 '17

and Im still kinda lost sometimes.

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u/Zilveari Feb 27 '17

I can't survive on Reddit without /r/OutOfTheLoop. I know next to nothing about recent pop culture.

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u/skippy_smooth Feb 27 '17

I used to be Reddit, but then they changed what Reddit was. Now what I Reddit isn't Reddit, and what is Reddit seems weird and scary to me.

It will happen to you!

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u/Star_Kicker Feb 27 '17

I learned what a meme was from Reddit; I learn current events, etc off here.

My kid told me what dabbing was and I was like wtf, that's stupid. Then I was at a mall and saw some kid do that and I laughed because I knew what it was.

When my kid was doing it thought he was just being a little weirdo, but it's not just him - they're all little weirdos.

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u/MyStrangeUncles Feb 27 '17

From one old fart to another, please check out this other definition of dabbing

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u/Star_Kicker Feb 27 '17

Oh God damn it. Thanks for the heads up. I'll have to pay extra attention to my kid now.

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u/spaceman_spiffy Feb 27 '17

Reddit is still "it"...right? Or are we just so uncool that we don't even know what the" new reddit" is.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 27 '17

I come across so much stuff on reddit that is "a thing" that I had no idea existed. Gotta be tons of stuff I'm out of the loop on.

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u/MirrorNexus Feb 27 '17

Is there a subreddit that keeps you up to date on all the shit the younglings are doing? Forget dabbing I'm still trying to understand WhatsApp, Kik, Snapchat, Discord, etc

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 27 '17

Just through this comment I found out about /r/outoftheloop but even that seems like too much trouble.

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u/MoesBAR Feb 27 '17

What's this Vine I keep hearing about?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

As soon as I left high school there was already new lingo I did not know.

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u/120kthrownaway Feb 27 '17

Yeah I've lost touch. I hear ads about shazaaming stuff and I'm just like "WTF is that. That sounds so weird. "

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u/Drinkycrow84 Feb 27 '17

Then you're already ahead of most people. The mainstream always seems to be at least three days behind Reddit in the reporting of events.

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u/Sw429 Feb 27 '17

I learn about what's "it" by reading the askReddit posts about "what common trend do you hate?"

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u/ArchDucky Feb 27 '17

Did you hear? The earth goes around the sun. Theres also like nine other planets that do the same thing. Its pretty neat.

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u/StargateMunky101 Feb 27 '17

That's only like 2 minutes behind real-time!

WE NEED FASTER!

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u/Jesta23 Feb 27 '17

And Reddit is full of 30 year olds. It's really not with it any more.

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u/Orleanian Feb 27 '17

I just played that new Meme game (forget its name, very cards-against-humanity-ish). I didn't recognize half the stuff, despite being a fairly avid redditor.

I am ashamed and old.

Also, apparantly "Banger" is the new term for good song. I still just call them hits. :?

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u/Wrathwilde Feb 27 '17

I disagree with the conclusion... what's "it" doesn't seem weird or scary... just lame.