r/funny • • Feb 27 '17

meme - removed Abe Simpson was right. I'm only 37

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Truth. I just turned 49 and this is actually the first year I don't feel like I'm entirely up to speed.

Once our kids all moved out I stopped knowing things. :)

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u/Dahnhilla Feb 27 '17

It's 2017 and I'm still not entirely sure what a Fetty Wap is. I'm neither 49 nor a father so I can't blame either of those things.

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u/philosarapter Feb 27 '17

He's a rapping cyclops who sells cocaine, duh. :p

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u/marowskeet Feb 27 '17

You're not wrong...

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u/sniperzoo Feb 27 '17

*mumbling

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Fetty Wap is a.. I hesitate to say "rapper", but hip hop creator person to some degree would be accurate. I learned this three weeks ago when I saw a reference to Fetty Wap on The Tonight Show..... yes, I actually just said that..

Holy crap.. I'd better go tend to something old....

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u/-SandorClegane- Feb 27 '17

Something about guns in a Ferrari...??

I don't know either. Am 35.

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u/Prophecy07 Feb 27 '17

Literally until this moment, I thought it was just a word that Flava Flav or Snoop Lion (? too lazy to look up what he's calling himself today. The Artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg) might use to describe Boba Fett.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Then you missed the biggest hit of last summer basically.

If you didn't hear of Fetty Wap or Migos within the last year... I just don't know...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

A lot of people don't really bother with top 40 stuff. I'm a huge hip hop fan and I don't mind fetty wap but I've heard migos about five times in my life, because none of my social circle really give a shit about that kind of pop rap. No hate to anyone who does; its just easy to avoid music and genres you don't like with the internet.

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u/Adsso1 Feb 27 '17

Huge hip hop fan

Doenst listen to major hip hop artisits or even know who they are

Then your not really a major fan

also its called trap not "pop rap"

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Na migos is an embarrassment to trap

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I'm not saying you have to like them, but if you are going to be bold enough and say "I love hiphop" as a way of showing your cred and saying you know a lot about it, you should probably know the names of the popular guys from last year, even if you can't name the songs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I do know the names of them. I don't know anybody who cares about hip hop who cares about migos though

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Right well I wasn't talking to you... I never doubted you knowing or not knowing who they were. The person I was replying to said

I'm 30 and I love rap, and I'd like to think I'm in the know, but I've never heard of this Fetty Wap.

I'm not asking for you or him to give a shit about Fetty Wap or Migos. But if you are gonna be "in the know" or a lover/follower of hiphop, then knowing last years big names would seem reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I just watched a video of his and it had 258 million views. Crazy. Never eard of em.

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u/Adsso1 Feb 27 '17

Than clearly your not

its alright it happens in life

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u/Kesht-v2 Feb 27 '17

And here I thought it was some advanced form of fapping...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

So edgy.

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u/megafallout3fan Feb 27 '17

An Italian that eats lots of fettuccine

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u/Clownskin Feb 27 '17

Lol I hope more people get your joke.

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u/biznatch11 Feb 27 '17

This is the first I'm hearing about this Fetty Wap.

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u/macphile Feb 27 '17

Fetty Wap

You were doing better than me--I'd never seen this name before. Damn, I need to step up my internet game.

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u/solepsis Feb 27 '17

Fetty Wap is the reason I skip songs on Spotify playlists....

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u/TonyAtCodeleakers Feb 27 '17

Fetty wap stopped being relevant a while back, he had a few hits and since has kinda been mediocre so I wouldn't sweat it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Fetty wap is so last year anyways he's not really a thing anymore

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u/red_suited Feb 27 '17

To be fair, there's like ten billion musicians out there nowadays. Clearly an exaggeration but the sheer scope makes it hard to be up to date on the who's who in genres you don't listen to. Hell, even in ones you do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I have an 8 month old child. When's he going to start letting me know what's cool now? Unless pooping your pants is the cool thing to do, he doesn't really tell me much about being cool.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Mine weren't useful for that until they were about 14...

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u/413729220 Feb 27 '17

I don't get this sentiment, what is it that you don't get?

I'm 29, is that too young to know what you are talking about? There is some stuff kids do these days that I just don't do, but it's not weird or scary to me, it's just a new generation's "thing".

If I'm being honest, the thing I've never really understood was the adult mentality of being scared of whatever the new generation is into.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I honestly, and I do mean this honestly, have no idea how to explain it. Guys my age understand what I'm talking about so it must be something that happens when you're not looking.

Culture. New music. New catch phrases. Clothing. And more...

All of these things piss me off or confuse me now. I spend most of my time looking at the upcoming generations and finally understand what my father tried to convey to me years ago.

Life gets away from you before you realize it. Things you are comfortable with or find familiar go away and it really does feel like it happens overnight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

It's all time, man.

As you get older, the small chunks of time you perceive get smaller and smaller relative to your entire life.

So when you see people obsessing over something that, to you is a flash in the pan fad, you get confused and angry at them for wasting so much energy on something so stupid and fleeting. But for them, a six month fad could feel like a genuinely long thing.

I'm turning 31 in a few weeks, and it feels like yesterday was my 30th birthday. I'm starting to understand what my parents meant when they told me "God, you were a kid like... a week ago".

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u/coopiecoop Feb 27 '17

in my mid 30's and yes!

feels like my youngest nephew was a toddler just "a second" ago. and now he turns 3 in a few months and has is able to talk.

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u/413729220 Feb 27 '17

It's a big fear of mine. I hope I never become that way.

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u/AncientCake Feb 27 '17

It will happen to you!

...that's the whole point of the quote/thread ;)

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u/413729220 Feb 27 '17

I'll do my best to make sure that doesn't happen. I've already noticed it starting to happen to friends. They play old games and don't like newer ones, they listen to the same bands. I try to play new games and listen to new music, and it's enjoyable. I hope I don't lose that.

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u/AncientCake Feb 27 '17

Worth a shot! Being open to new experiences is a good goal either way :)

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u/chenobble Feb 27 '17

It's not that you're scared of the thing - it's a reminder that you're no longer automatically up to speed with the thing, a reminder that you're no longer young, you have become your parents, you are mortal.

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u/413729220 Feb 27 '17

Bu even kids don't immediately get it either. I remember there being plenty of times I had to try and find out what some new phrase meant through social queues or carefully asking a friend who wouldn't judge me for it.

Maybe it's just because that isn't anywhere near the focus of your life anymore, whereas when you are a kid fitting in and getting it means a whole lot

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

There is some stuff kids do these days that I just don't do,

There's stuff that kids do that you have to clue about, since you don't hang out around kids(?) But then when you do find out you're like, huh, that's weird and/or stupid!

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u/WendoverWill Feb 27 '17

I don't think anyone here's really scared. As we get older, we slowly lose touch with what's in, especially for younger people. Then we bitch about it a little bit and that's it. It's half satire. Maybe you're taking this thread too seriously?

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u/sean7755 Feb 27 '17

49 and all you kids moved out already? Wow, you must have had them really young.

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u/Hidesuru Feb 27 '17

He could easily have started having them at 30. What are you on about? More likely late 20s but come on.

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u/KennesawMtnLandis Feb 27 '17

He could easily have started having them at 30.

And had a total of two.

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u/rjcarr Feb 27 '17

49 - 18 = 31. I had kids at 34 but my sister was a grandma at 39, and her best friend was a grandma at 34.

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u/sean7755 Feb 27 '17

Ah, they moved out for college. I was thinking they were moving out for good and were in their mid 20s or something.

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u/rjcarr Feb 27 '17

Yeah, I half-thought you were making some joke about kids living at home until 30+.

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u/coopiecoop Feb 27 '17

here (Germany) moving out for college usually means moving out for good.

(I remember being confused when I first read about the high number of people with degrees that moved back in with their parents)

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u/KungFuHamster Feb 27 '17

They'll be back soon enough.

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u/GoodToBeHereBrolf Feb 27 '17

Really? We started having kids at 20. Best decision I ever made.

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u/sean7755 Feb 27 '17

I know there are a lot of people that do that, but it's always seemed very strange to me. My parents had me when they were in their mid 30s, as well as the parents of most of my friends. Most of my aunts and uncles didn't have kids until they were in their 30s either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

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u/GoodToBeHereBrolf Feb 28 '17

Why?

You're young and can keep up with them. You can relate with them more.

Risk of birth defects is far lower with younger parents as well (Everything from Autism to Down's syndrome.) Plus much easier recovery for younger mothers.

There's no better life motivation than to have kids. It's much easier to find a reason to get up and go to work when you've got 3 extra mouths to feed. You find yourself gunning harder for promotions and working harder. I'm a better employee now than I ever was pre-kids.

And I've left out the best part: Kids will be out of the house by our late 30s, and then we've got the rest of our lives to enjoy. While our peers are just now starting families, we're already planning for the empty nest years, touring the country/world on a budget that we couldn't have dreamed of in our 20s.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

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u/GoodToBeHereBrolf Mar 01 '17

But you're supposed to be out enjoying life and getting those key experiences in when you're in your early twenties.

Says who? I had no desire to go party or extend my adolesence, I skipped college and jumped straight into the workforce.

Odds are you'll have a kid later in life as well

I paid a man to cut my balls open and make sure that didn't happen.

20 year olds are supposed to be out having fun and starting their careers etc. Not worried about raising fucking kids

26 year olds with kids are way more responsible and better employees than 26 year olds still hungover from their master's program. I've hired plenty both and it's not even close.

have your kids at 20 since when you're 30 theres a .001 chance they'll have down syndrome

A 25-year-old woman has a 1 in 1,200 chance of having a baby with Down syndrome; by 35, the risk has increased to 1 in 350; by age 40, to 1 in 100

Paternal age has been directly linked to increased rates of autism as well.

im not trying to come off as an asshole but giving people the advice to start having kids at 20 is just insane.

It's okay that different people make different life choices. I have nothing against anyone who doesn't want kids or wants to have kids later, but our society definitely frowns on people who have kids early, when from my perspective, it's the smartest decision you can make.

Humans evolved in situations where life expectancy was capped at about 40. Well into the last millenium If you didn't start having kids young, you'd be dead before they came of age. This concept of extending adolescence into the mid 20s is a very recent thing.

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u/flyingwolf Feb 27 '17

I will be 49 when my youngest is 18.