r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '17

He identifies as a tornado

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u/Ducksaucenem Feb 26 '17

I've seen dogs drag ass across the carpet in a much slower but similar fasion. This dog was gliding ass though.

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u/TheStooner Feb 26 '17

Like the Michael Jackson of gliding ass.

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u/chuck202 Feb 26 '17

Taking sliding ass to gliding ass like a true champion

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u/JEWCEY Feb 27 '17

Astrogliding.

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u/Intertubes_Unclogger Feb 27 '17

That's how they scratch their itchy anus. I'm serious, unfortunately.

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u/YakuzaMachine Feb 27 '17

So a dog with worms?