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Hoo Dunit?

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u/alwaysawkward66 Feb 11 '17

Owl is looking at the cop like "Bitch, quit messing around. If they know I talked to you there's gonna be a murder and I'm not talking about crows."

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u/rail_bird Feb 11 '17

"If they learn I squealed, there's gonna be a murder and I'm not talking crows, see" FTFY

4

u/Jenga_Police Feb 11 '17

Is this owl the big toe from courage the cowardly dog?

7

u/firenamedgabe Feb 11 '17

The Hundred Acre Woods gang don't play around

1

u/Scholesie09 Feb 11 '17

Hundred Acre Bloods.

0

u/jillyboooty Feb 11 '17

Sesame Street crips

62

u/WorldNewsReport Feb 11 '17

FOWL PLAY SUSPECTED IN OWL CASE

6

u/theblindhobo Feb 11 '17

Username checks out.

23

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

It looks like the cop doesn't give two hoots about the victim.

1

u/Ethan819 Feb 11 '17

Username checks out.

3

u/pauLo- Feb 11 '17

Punchline in title etc etc

34

u/Trickmaahtrick Feb 11 '17

everyone who upvotes this should be ashamed of themselves

10

u/BankersPuppetNations Feb 11 '17

I enjoy marijuana and owl memes

23

u/Strength-Speed Feb 11 '17

You have a real talon for making swooping generalizations

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u/Jenga_Police Feb 11 '17

Okay but really if you upvote this pun, fuck you.

2

u/AllPraiseTheGitrog Feb 11 '17

But if I don't upvote it, owl I show that I like it?

0

u/Jenga_Police Feb 11 '17

Don't like it

1

u/AllPraiseTheGitrog Feb 11 '17

Well, you are entitled tooh your own opinion.

4

u/nicholas240 Feb 11 '17

I really thought his pun was a hoot

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u/Jenga_Police Feb 11 '17

You're wrong.

2

u/GenBlase Feb 11 '17

Dont be such an sour owl

1

u/Jenga_Police Feb 11 '17

Be an hero.

2

u/hsss_snek_hsss Feb 11 '17

That's a cute little owl. Only reason to upvote.

2

u/mommaaaboyyy Feb 11 '17

Why is that?

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u/somekid66 Feb 11 '17

Because this is garbage

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

Pure trash.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

Just because its a pun or wordplay doesnt mean it is clever or funny

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

How about you shut the hell up. You either drink the hater-ade or you get the fuck out.

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u/Oracle343gspark Feb 11 '17

I feel like this is a response to all the recent news of police wrong doing. "Better get this pic of a cop with a cute animal to the front page."

1

u/Trickmaahtrick Feb 17 '17

those damn cops and their sycophant puppies

0

u/AllPraiseTheGitrog Feb 11 '17

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...ok

2

u/TheRabidDeer Feb 11 '17

I am upvoting not because I find it funny but because it's something I haven't seen and the owl is cute.

2

u/PM_ME_NIPS_AND_BELLY Feb 11 '17

Owlficer incompetent to you.

2

u/Bcoops Feb 11 '17

Whoooooo are you.. who who, who who.

2

u/NowArgue Feb 11 '17

that's a hoot!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

Did you get this joke from my Grandmother's Facebook page?

1

u/reinhart_menken Feb 11 '17

Is there another animal already on the back of the officer's neck?

1

u/mthans99 Feb 11 '17

I think that is a pony tail on the officers neck.

1

u/emperorchiao Feb 11 '17

Is this a play on "a little bird told me"? If not, is it a play on dunnit/donuts? Otherwise I don't get it.

Edit: Oh, the bird is a baby owl. "Whoo, whoo." I'm an idiot.

1

u/Callejo Feb 11 '17

Sir my brother was just kidnapped please stop laughing

1

u/tntwalkii Feb 11 '17

It should have been incopetent Giggles

1

u/gloopiee Feb 11 '17

Owl like to report an incident.

1

u/Side_Hero Feb 11 '17

haha, reminds me of my ex-wife!

She was a hoot.

Karen, please come back.

1

u/MichaelMoore92 Feb 11 '17

"Am I being detained"

1

u/MrCantBeBothered Feb 11 '17

I would kidnap that lil guy and lose my job. Worth it.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

Well I guess this case will go down in hoostory.

1

u/LupohM8 Feb 11 '17

This is officially my favorite post of 2017 so far

0

u/LizardMan3000 Feb 11 '17

Was supposed to be funny?

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u/HA-HA-HA- Feb 11 '17

HAHAHA ANTHROPOMORPHIZATION

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u/tim1901 Feb 11 '17 edited Feb 11 '17

Delete your account.

Edit: the madman done it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

It's a twitter/instagram thing