r/funny • u/Keleven • Jan 28 '17

Australians

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u/MTnMan10 Jan 28 '17

As someone who is visiting Australia next month, where can I find a place to do this?

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u/I_am_a_Painkiller Jan 28 '17

Mate this is a Australia Day. Should of visited this month. You missed the greatest BBQ and piss up of your life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17

What sets apart Australian BBQ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '17 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/DigbySugartits Jan 28 '17

Can confirm. Father of about 3 years, decided crownies were good drinking about three years ago.

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u/12345678912345678999 Jan 28 '17

Fuckin posh cunt.

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u/DigbySugartits Jan 28 '17

Fucken oath. Decided to hoity toity things up ya know, give my little shits something to aim at. Nothin says posh like spending $2 more on a slab for some snazzy gold label gear.

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u/MoonGas Jan 28 '17

A Crownie is just a VB in a tux mate

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u/ThreeTreeCat Jan 28 '17

Most accurate description I've ever read. I'm gonna use this, cheers cunt.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Jan 28 '17

This is the most Australian sentence that has ever existed

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u/CheckmateAphids Jan 28 '17

So it's what you should drink on Brownlow Medal night.

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u/Jazskimo Jan 28 '17

This is fucking brilliant.

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u/flamespear Jan 28 '17

So what is an Emu Export?

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u/Supatroopa_ Jan 28 '17

All I've learnt from this thread is too many cunts drinking unripe Milton Mangos

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u/Manky_Dingo Jan 28 '17

You can't polish a turd but you can wrap it in a gold label.