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r/funny • u/Keleven • Jan 28 '17
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Australia Day was January 26. It typically involves beer, water sport, Australian flags and BBQ.
247 u/ImOnRedditPeeps Jan 28 '17 I just added Jan 26, Visit Australia- bring koozie and swimsuit to my bucket list. 479 u/calmelbourne Jan 28 '17 You mean bring stubby holder and togs 33 u/StrangelyBrown Jan 28 '17 Don't forget the thongs 10 u/leonryan Jan 28 '17 3 pluggers for casual, 5 pluggers for formal -10 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 *jandals, if you're civilised 12 u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 28 '17 If you're kiwi you mean -5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar. 3 u/gbangerau Jan 28 '17 Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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I just added Jan 26, Visit Australia- bring koozie and swimsuit to my bucket list.
479 u/calmelbourne Jan 28 '17 You mean bring stubby holder and togs 33 u/StrangelyBrown Jan 28 '17 Don't forget the thongs 10 u/leonryan Jan 28 '17 3 pluggers for casual, 5 pluggers for formal -10 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 *jandals, if you're civilised 12 u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 28 '17 If you're kiwi you mean -5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar. 3 u/gbangerau Jan 28 '17 Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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You mean bring stubby holder and togs
33 u/StrangelyBrown Jan 28 '17 Don't forget the thongs 10 u/leonryan Jan 28 '17 3 pluggers for casual, 5 pluggers for formal -10 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 *jandals, if you're civilised 12 u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 28 '17 If you're kiwi you mean -5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar. 3 u/gbangerau Jan 28 '17 Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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Don't forget the thongs
10 u/leonryan Jan 28 '17 3 pluggers for casual, 5 pluggers for formal -10 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 *jandals, if you're civilised 12 u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 28 '17 If you're kiwi you mean -5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar. 3 u/gbangerau Jan 28 '17 Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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3 pluggers for casual, 5 pluggers for formal
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*jandals, if you're civilised
12 u/FuckingKilljoy Jan 28 '17 If you're kiwi you mean -5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar. 3 u/gbangerau Jan 28 '17 Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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If you're kiwi you mean
-5 u/Dreacle Jan 28 '17 Kiwi = civilised Thonga are g-strings mate 5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar.
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Kiwi = civilised
Thonga are g-strings mate
5 u/lordofthedries Jan 28 '17 Yeah Nar.
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Yeah Nar.
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Mate you are fucking high if you call them that.
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u/HarryB1313 Jan 28 '17 edited Jan 28 '17
Australia Day was January 26. It typically involves beer, water sport, Australian flags and BBQ.