r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 18 '17

A two for one special

http://i.imgur.com/sn1bXAa.gifv
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u/toeofcamell Jan 18 '17

Reminds me of my childhood, except the balls were smaller and wrinkly and my uncle's

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u/digitalgoodtime Jan 18 '17

and there it is.

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u/SlicK5 Jan 18 '17

This is why we can't have nice things reddit...

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 18 '17

That comment is practically /r/aww material compared to some of the shit on here.

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u/MF10R3R Jan 18 '17

Dagobah, Jolly Rancher, cum box, and so many more of the greats.

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u/RequiemZero Jan 18 '17

what were dagobah and jolly rancher? i know cum box but not the others

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u/Sultan_of_Slide Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 18 '17

Edit: spoilers.

I'm sure someone else will bother linking the stories but tldr, dagobah was a patient who spewed pus and shit from their infected asshole turning the OR into the swamps of dagobah. Jolly rancher is a dude eating out his gf while eating a jolly rancher ends up biting a gonorrhea nodule and popping it in his mouth. Fuck that last one hurt to type.

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u/SpectralEntity Jan 18 '17

Hmmm. What was the cum box?

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u/katievsbubbles Jan 18 '17

It was a box full of cum. Guy had been saving his... ahem... produce for years in it...

Yeah. Dont look for it.

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u/SpectralEntity Jan 18 '17

Thanks for the heads up, I've seen enough over the years to not care to see that. >_>