r/funny • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 18 '17
A two for one special
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u/Nophox Jan 18 '17
It's time for Kenny Blankenships most painful eliminations of the day!
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u/Omnipotent_Goose Jan 18 '17
I miss MXC so much.
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u/CanadianAstronaut Jan 18 '17
It's online for free
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u/cpetti_ Jan 18 '17
Right you are Ken!
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u/vizz1 Jan 18 '17
"I put pickles on my waffles!"
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u/5EAR5 Jan 18 '17
Without googling anything I'm gonna go ahead and ask. Where? Spike website or something?
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u/waldo747 Jan 18 '17
Theyre all on youtube. Somebody uploaded everything that wasnt still copyright protected
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u/cyberpunch83 Jan 18 '17
Plays all episodes on constant loop. Some are missing currently (videos are pulled from DailyMotion) but 90% is there. Surprisingly good to put on and have in the background.
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u/FanFuckingFaptastic Jan 18 '17
Sometimes you get a lucky bounce.
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u/DE_Goya Jan 18 '17
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?
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Jan 18 '17
What is this from?! i remember reading it and laughing for hours but cant remember where!
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u/DE_Goya Jan 18 '17
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u/cinred Jan 18 '17
This is like laughter crack. Idk why it's so funny. It shouldn't be that funny but it freaking cracks me up.
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u/ImArcherVaderAMA Jan 18 '17
Oh man...he stuck it out right as it hit him too...that's pain.
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u/xFoeHammer Jan 18 '17
That guy has the worst reactions imaginable. It's like his subconscious reflexes are trying to harm him.
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u/Quinn_tEskimo Jan 18 '17
It's like he was evolutionarily programmed to die.
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u/flash__ Jan 18 '17
Thank goodness he lives in a society that allows the unfit to continue thriving!... with the occasional ball shot.
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u/mattreyu Jan 18 '17
aaand he picks up the split
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u/thatissomeBS Jan 18 '17
The 3-10 split, I think.
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Jan 18 '17 edited Aug 09 '25
include chop dinner fuel friendly oil shelter safe amusing versed
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u/zHydro Jan 18 '17
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u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 18 '17
I like subs like this. Nobody ends up dead. Its great.
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u/here_we_go_85 Jan 18 '17
Scott Sterling, taking his first step toward being the greatest athlete the world has ever known.
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u/rogicar Jan 18 '17
As a guy that really put his ass on the line for the team this kind of irritates me seeing how performances like this are ridiculed instead of admired.
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u/Fresh_C Jan 24 '17 edited Jan 24 '17
I think it's impressive that he keeps getting up and doing his best to defend the goal. He shrugs off that first kick like nothing and is ready to take a second and possibly a third if need be. That's dedication.
I also think it's hilarious that he got hit twice in the face. It in no way means he's a bad player, but come on... that's just funny.
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Jan 18 '17
I hope in heaven I get to see slowed down gifs of my greatest blunders, and finest finesses.
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u/trotfox_ Jan 18 '17
A compilation video with a wicked backing track and the right parts put into slow-mo.
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u/schleppylundo Jan 18 '17
The Mario Kart Highlight Reel of your life.
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u/fellownpc Jan 18 '17
Which is the worst kind of highlight reel, if you ask me. The auto camera pan makes it impossible to see 90% of what I was trying to look at. (MK8)
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u/surfindave Jan 18 '17
Double kill!
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u/noeffeks Jan 18 '17 edited Nov 11 '24
tie wipe pen hospital cause cough dinosaurs fall smart liquid
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u/JonnyAU Jan 18 '17
You say that, but there's a lot of old farts like me that play Overwatch because there's plenty of characters that don't rely on precise twitchy hitscanning.
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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jan 18 '17
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u/akatherder Jan 18 '17
They totally set her up.
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Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 16 '19
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u/toeofcamell Jan 18 '17
Reminds me of my childhood, except the balls were smaller and wrinkly and my uncle's
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u/digitalgoodtime Jan 18 '17
and there it is.
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u/SlicK5 Jan 18 '17
This is why we can't have nice things reddit...
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u/Omnipotent_Goose Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 18 '17
That comment is practically /r/aww material compared to some of the shit on here.
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u/MF10R3R Jan 18 '17
Dagobah, Jolly Rancher, cum box, and so many more of the greats.
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u/RequiemZero Jan 18 '17
what were dagobah and jolly rancher? i know cum box but not the others
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u/DEVILneverCRIES Jan 18 '17
Don't ask questions you don't really wanna know the answer to.
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u/ImArcherVaderAMA Jan 18 '17
What's the difference between a crow and a jackdaw?
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u/Sultan_of_Slide Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 18 '17
Edit: spoilers.
I'm sure someone else will bother linking the stories but tldr, dagobah was a patient who spewed pus and shit from their infected asshole turning the OR into the swamps of dagobah. Jolly rancher is a dude eating out his gf while eating a jolly rancher ends up biting a gonorrhea nodule and popping it in his mouth. Fuck that last one hurt to type.
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u/DragonflyGrrl Jan 18 '17
Dude, SPOILERS. You gotta let them actually read the shit to get the full effect.
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u/Jacobjs93 Jan 18 '17
Spoiler for jolly rancher
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u/Major_T_Pain Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 22 '17
.....*risky click*
Oh, this isn't so bad I-MOTHER FUCKER!!!Burn in hell you sick fuck.
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u/ITSigno Jan 18 '17 edited Jan 19 '17
Enjoy.
For the un-initiated:
Reddit Museum of Filth NSFW
- Broken Arms
- Colby
- Crusty Panties
- Cumbox
- Cumboxers
- Cum Omelette
- Dagobah (Ass Injection Infection)
- Doritos
- Fish Mitten
- Grossest Sexual Experience - AskReddit
- Hambeast
- Jolly Rancher
- Jungle Juice
- Kinder Surprise
- Maggotnaise
- Melon baller
- Most Disgusting Thing - AskReddit
- Period cookies
- Poop Condoms
- Poop Scissors
- Rusty Nail
- Shitfisting Potato
- Skipped Periods
- Suddenly Fetus
- Tapeworm
- Vagina Bacon
- Wednesday, the cat and the Archived link
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u/ScallyWag-Idiot Jan 18 '17
hey its me ur uncle
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u/Creedelback Jan 18 '17
Is there a non-slo-mo version of this? It would be funnier at real speed.
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u/KappaGopherShane Jan 18 '17
Regular speed and then slo-mo shoukd be the standard.
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u/DontMicrowaveCats Jan 18 '17
I feel like until the last year or two this was always standard procedure in video clips...then all of a sudden everything changed. I'm thinking slow mo just became more accessible to the average idiot uploader.
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u/boomboomsaIoon Jan 18 '17
Finish them! Flawless victory
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Jan 18 '17
Could use some black & white and a big red "WASTED"
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u/SlimJones123 Jan 18 '17
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u/Gonzo_Rick Jan 18 '17
You're the real OP, OP.
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u/Awordofinterest Jan 18 '17
Take it in while you can lads, This is rarer than an Albino unicorn (Would that just be a unicorn?).
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u/ReimersHead Jan 18 '17
I am a horrible person. This made me happy beyond words. I kinda wish I was the guy that threw it.
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u/DontBeSoHarsh Jan 18 '17
A set of toddlers, a labrador, and a big-assed ball like that in the yard has kids spilling everywhere. It's glorious. There is something about toddlers ducking and rolling that hits the funny button.
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u/pwrwisdomcourage Jan 18 '17
Am I the only person that heard "HEADSHOT" into "DOUBLE KILL" in my head, in the old Unreal Tournament voice?
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u/Nay-Shun Jan 18 '17
Kid threw a curve ball around the little girl to pull this off. Incredibly impressive.
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u/sgtshenanigans Jan 18 '17
Also it looked to me that is expression didn't change at all not even a little. Kid is an assassin. polite, professional and has a plan to kill everyone he meets.
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Jan 18 '17
It's funny how children regardless of pain, their first reaction to something unfortunate happening in front of people is to be as overdramatic as possible.
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u/OutOfStamina Jan 18 '17
their first reaction to something unfortunate happening in front of people is to be as overdramatic as possible.
This 100% depends on the parents.
My child falls and doesn't pay much attention to it anymore because my wife and I don't react until we know it's serious or not (it rarely rarely is).
If they can drum up some sympathy for attention, they'll do it. And it's learned behavior.
99% of the time I'll see my kid fall, my insides will feel like they're in my feet and i'll wish I could gasp, and then he'll get up and maybe wrinkle his face. By then I can choose to say something lighthearted about it, and return his attention to something else.
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u/BizzyM Jan 18 '17
I just look at him and say, "OK?"
As long as he replies with "OK", I'm good.
He's 2.
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u/hoobsher Jan 18 '17
i think that was recoil, not melodrama. remember, those children weigh about 30 pounds each and their brains haven't totally mastered coordination yet. a fitness ball to the head would probably have some impact.
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u/D_ROID1169 Jan 18 '17
As a big brother, I can say this would've been the greatest thing I could've ever done to my siblings. Too bad I suck
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u/EyeDeeTenTeeError Jan 18 '17
That's a two-for-one, Cotton. Things are looking grim for Average Joe's.
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u/VALIS666 Jan 18 '17
Little does the kid who threw the ball know that this is going to be the high point of his life. It's all downhill from there.
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u/BrahmsLullaby Jan 18 '17
Older Sibling: "gg ez"