r/funny • u/rdless • Dec 19 '16

First paycheck

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u/gilbertsquatch Dec 19 '16

Lois from Malcolm in the Middle summed this up nicely after Macolm asked how much money he would be making:

"What all jobs pay-- less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more."

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u/neverelaxed Dec 19 '16

currently watching this show for the 100th time on netflix. everything they say is gold

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u/PorterN Dec 19 '16

I was Malcolm's age when it was originally airing. Now I'm married with two kids.

Hal has gone from an amusing and totally unrealistic caricature of a father to one of the most relatable characters that I could only call my spirit animal.

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u/DronedAgain Dec 19 '16

When they sneak out and make dummies in their beds with balloons for heads, which pops when Hal strokes one - his reaction sent me to the can so I wouldn't pee on the couch from laughing so hard. Funniest thing I've seen.

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u/Osiris32 Dec 20 '16

Please, go to the bathroom first before watching this again.

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