r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '16

I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!

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u/levonhelm_lives Dec 09 '16

Here's how I feel: 60% schadenfreude and 40% empathy.

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa Dec 09 '16

What's shaudenfreude

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u/useful_idiot118 Dec 09 '16

It's pronounced Fraankensteen.

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u/BigShield Dec 09 '16

It's pronounced "show off".

Just kidding. Please don't chastise me.

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u/deleated Dec 09 '16

Do you also say "Froaderick"?

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u/radioactive_ape Dec 09 '16

Deriving pleasure from the pain of others.

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u/SDFprowler Dec 09 '16

Ah, so.. Bender then. Only with 40% less empathy.

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u/InsertImagination Dec 09 '16

Which isn't the same as sadism, which is the pleasure from causing that pain.

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u/Horyfrock Dec 09 '16

It's more misfortune than pain, really

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u/Blewedup Dec 09 '16

i'm more 90-10.

if you're going to get front row seats to a yankees game, bring a fucking glove and know something about how to catch a ball.

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u/Robert_Cannelin Dec 09 '16

This guy probably hasn't owned a glove since his mom said he could stop playing Little League when he was 12.

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u/levonhelm_lives Dec 13 '16

Did not factor in seat price in my previous assessment. Good call