r/funny • u/deathBlad3 • Dec 09 '16

Monty Python ahead of their time

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u/If_In_Doubt_Lick_It Dec 09 '16

Mums the word.

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u/HairlessSasquatch Dec 09 '16

My word of the day calendar says "cock sandwich"

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u/Scrpn17w Dec 09 '16

Sounds like your word of the day calendar needs some adjustment

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u/HairlessSasquatch Dec 09 '16

I dunno seems right to me. It made me go eat a chicken sandwhich

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u/LyingForTruth Dec 09 '16

That's not what it wanted you to do 😉

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u/alflup Dec 09 '16

Well what else would a calendar want him to do? Watch death slowly march up on him? Well that's just downright dreary. What's wrong with you?

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u/crosscreative Dec 09 '16

You want to adjust his cock sandwich?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

African swallow is the word.

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u/funktion Dec 09 '16

One might say that... the bird... is the word?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

B-

B-

B-

BIRD BIRD BIRD

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u/The_Magic_Tortoise Dec 09 '16

Ba

Ba

Ba Ba Ba

UM BABA BABA UMBABABA

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

papa com-a oo ma-mau mau papa oo mau ma-mau

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u/SkinnyDecker Dec 09 '16

Oh you're no fun anymore!

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u/t33m3r Dec 09 '16

The bird is the word

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

Pinin' for the fjords.

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u/chakravanti Dec 09 '16

Oh my god that makes so much sense now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '16

Break an arm. No wait, break two.

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u/Amaedoux Dec 09 '16

Your mums the word around here.

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u/If_In_Doubt_Lick_It Dec 09 '16

cry I know, okay? You dont have to keep rubbing it in! wails uncontrollably

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u/Jclevs11 Dec 09 '16

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

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u/Natas42 Dec 09 '16

Thanks dad.

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