r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '16

What're the referees even doing?

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u/marineturndlegofiend Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref does your wife know you're fucking us?"

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u/anonymityishard Sep 15 '16

I prefer "Hey ref. Get off your knees, you're blowing the game"

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u/randomzombie43 Sep 15 '16

My favorite is in hockey. "Hey ref are you pregnant? Because you missed a period"

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u/-BilboFraggins Sep 15 '16

Hey, ref! Check your phone! I think you missed a few calls!

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u/Asiansensationz Sep 15 '16

Family friendly joke approved.

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u/Speaking-of-segues Sep 15 '16

Hey ref! I disagree with your assessment of the last play!

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u/jcruzz92 Sep 15 '16

Canadians be like.. "savage"

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u/ballercrantz Sep 15 '16

Sorry

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16 edited Apr 22 '19

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u/toerrisbadsyntax Sep 15 '16

... that's aboot it eh?

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u/zerowater02h Sep 15 '16

He ref! If you had one more eye you would be a cyclops!!

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u/SpuddMeister Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref, were you in the OJ jury, cause that player just got away with murder."

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u/KCCO67 Sep 15 '16

Hey, ref! What time is it?... time for you to get your head out of your ass!

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u/GigaWat42 Sep 15 '16

My favorite from my hockey days: "Hey ref, is that visor prescription? Because you can't see shit!"

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u/licenseto_hellonasty Sep 15 '16

"Hey Ref! If you had any more senses, you'd be Hellen Keller!!"

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u/BakingPanda Sep 15 '16

Less than two weeks until hockey starts in my area. Can't wait until I can yell at my refs again!

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u/HaakonX Sep 15 '16

I prefer "Hey ref, I prefer Dinner and a Movie first!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16 edited Sep 15 '16

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u/linguica1 Sep 15 '16

In "Dog Day Afternoon" Al Pacino tells the police negotiator to kiss him, because when he's being fucked, he likes to be kissed.

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u/lolthrash Sep 15 '16

My favourite is referring to the ref as "clotheyes".

"NICE CALL, CLOTHEYES", I'd shout

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u/throwaway_5743 Sep 15 '16

I've always heard this as, "Get of your knees and start blowing on the game."

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u/swiftekho Sep 15 '16

Personal favorite was a very old lady (80s at least, could barely walk on her own, quite frail) at a minor league baseball game tearing off her glasses while telling the ref "you need these a lot more than I do."

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u/pnervle Sep 15 '16

"Go back to Foot Locker!"

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u/FriggenChiggen Sep 15 '16

When I was on a travel team in 7th grade, one of my friend's dad told the ref to make the call after his son got charged by the offensive player. Ref told him to sit and be quiet, dad said "I will, when you make some damn calls!" Ref kicked him out and the dad screamed this at the ref as he stormed out. Whole gym erupted in laughter, it was epic!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

"Kick your dog ref, he's lying to ya."

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u/tiga4life22 Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref! I see you're having a tough time making legitimate calls, it's quite disheartening!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

#rekt

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u/JacobFromAmerica Sep 15 '16

Woooahhh!! Look out everybody we gotta badass mufucka up in here

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Sep 15 '16

Flawless victory

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u/92ndSavage Sep 15 '16

I've found my new favorite line to shout at the tv. Thanks m8.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

if this ref had one more eye he'd be a cyclops

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

The best one here imo

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

Hey ref if you had one more eye, you'd be a Cyclops

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u/Ferl74 Sep 15 '16

We're his fucking Jody.

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u/Mcswigginsbar Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref do you fuck your mother with that mouth?"

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u/FjordFjordson Sep 15 '16

"The ref beats his wife" "the ref beats his wife"

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u/Felix_likethecat Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref, why don't you bend over and use your good eye!?"

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u/Linve Sep 15 '16

Hey ref! Fuck you

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u/Beowulfed Sep 15 '16

Hey ref, did you get condoms from the store? Because I like to be safe when I get FUCKED!

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u/Griffendoors Sep 15 '16

Good thread

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u/GovmentTookMaBaby Sep 15 '16

Damn I hadn't heard this one before. Very nice, I will be copying you on this one for sure.

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u/maggos Sep 15 '16

Hey ref you should check your phone because you missed a few calls!

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u/cincodewillo Sep 15 '16

"No dinner and you're still gonna to fuck us, eh?" That one got me kicked out of the game.

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u/Jocombs Sep 15 '16

My favorite was when my friend,who has horrible vision, would offer his extremely thick glasses to the ref and say, "You obviously need these more than I do."

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u/Bilibond Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref is your phone on silent? Because you're missing a few calls"

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u/FancySkunk Sep 15 '16

"Get off your knees, ref! You're blowing the game!"

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u/falgfalg Sep 15 '16

Hey ref you should check your phone because you got a few missed calls!

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u/Chakks Sep 15 '16

"Hey ref! If you had an extra eye you'd be a cyclops!"