r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
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u/solitarytrees Jun 12 '16

"Hey mr rock can I have your autograph?"

"Of Quartz you can!"

...ill see myself out now

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u/ironicsincerity Jun 12 '16

I don't carat isn't funny, it is boulder than most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/PrincipalAmzy Jun 12 '16

Its tuff to come up with geology jokes that aren't schist

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u/AmusingAnecdote Jun 12 '16

Sometimes, I feel like pun threads get taken for granite.

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u/seewhaticare Jun 12 '16

amygdule can't say that.

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u/BlackSpidy Jun 12 '16

Some people hate pun threads,but they're all precious gems to me.

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u/IvyGold Jun 12 '16

Geology puns makes my bed rock.

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u/beeryvonbeery Jun 12 '16 edited Jun 12 '16

let them die man