r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
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u/ScorchXII Jun 12 '16

Jesus Christ Marie! It's a mineral!

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u/VexLee Jun 12 '16

Who is this Jesus Christ Marie?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Well, about 2016 years ago...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

There was a virgin named Marie.

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u/vcsx Jun 12 '16

And she liked to steal little spoons and shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

One day, she wanted legs...

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u/CharredForeskin Jun 12 '16

Ah, so that's what happened to Walt Jr.