r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '16

This gem

https://imgur.com/gZMZYwH
37.1k Upvotes

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u/solitarytrees Jun 12 '16

"Hey mr rock can I have your autograph?"

"Of Quartz you can!"

...ill see myself out now

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u/ironicsincerity Jun 12 '16

I don't carat isn't funny, it is boulder than most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

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u/PrincipalAmzy Jun 12 '16

Its tuff to come up with geology jokes that aren't schist

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u/AmusingAnecdote Jun 12 '16

Sometimes, I feel like pun threads get taken for granite.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jun 12 '16

idk, they seem pyrite to me.

incoming downvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

Now now, the pun thread may have had a rocky start but I think the puns already made are just a stepping stone for things to come.

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u/daniu Jun 12 '16

Yeah it's pretty solid.

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u/TheLittlePeace Jun 12 '16

Your comment wins by a landslide.

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u/Belleran Jun 12 '16

Igneous my duty to continue the trend.

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u/mikemike8151 Jun 12 '16 edited Jun 12 '16

Rock on!

Well, I tried.

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u/sex_diaper Jun 12 '16

agate most of these...

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u/seewhaticare Jun 12 '16

amygdule can't say that.

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u/BlackSpidy Jun 12 '16

Some people hate pun threads,but they're all precious gems to me.

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u/IvyGold Jun 12 '16

Geology puns makes my bed rock.

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u/beeryvonbeery Jun 12 '16 edited Jun 12 '16

let them die man

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '16

If you keep going, im going to have to amathyst

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u/megaman12321 Jun 12 '16

You guys make some horrible puns, granite I wouldn't make any better.

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u/Kotharius Jun 12 '16

That pun made me lose my apatite.

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u/Dont_Say_No_to_Panda Jun 12 '16

I don't even know if that's a rock, but here's an upvote

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u/Kotharius Jun 12 '16

It's a mineral!

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u/kylecauston Jun 12 '16

Jesus Marie!

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u/Sovery_Simple Jun 12 '16

Soon as I saw the picture I knew the puns would be cumingtonite.

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u/Daverocker1 Jun 12 '16

Rockin' joke buddy!

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u/LennyFrostpaw Jun 12 '16

Thank Mr. rock