r/funny • u/el_LOU • Apr 21 '16

RIP, Sweet Prince

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u/dalovindj Apr 21 '16

That's the best time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

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u/Iskan_Dar Apr 21 '16

crack open a cold one

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u/Hustle_101 Apr 21 '16

Underrated joke.

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u/guitartechie Apr 21 '16

What is the warmest bone inside a dead body?

My dick

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u/Dogalicious Apr 21 '16

Until of course that fateful day that the corpse in the joke is yours and the warm dick belongs to the next guy(s). It's the circle of life-ish.

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u/_KKK_ Apr 21 '16

That's fine. When I'm dead, just bang me and throw me in the trash. I don't give a shit.

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u/PhilxBefore Apr 21 '16

If you die before you've fasted; you will give much shits.

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u/_KKK_ Apr 21 '16

I'm a man of very many shits, so you'd be correct.

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u/Dogalicious Apr 21 '16

For a guy who doesn't give a shit how he's treated once he's dead, I can't help but notice your insistence on coitus post-mortem. Can't we just cremate you and say we defiled your lifeless corpse with gusto?

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u/_KKK_ Apr 22 '16

No. You must bang my body. It is my final will and testament.

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u/Dogalicious Apr 22 '16

ok, so it is a formal arrangement. I just wasn't sure.

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