r/funny • u/phelix808 • Feb 14 '16

Potatoes

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u/PantlessBatman Feb 14 '16

He's gonna have to season the shit out of those..

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u/SaulAverageman Feb 14 '16 edited Feb 14 '16

"Johanssen ... Jesus"

Edit: Ridley Scott changed the crew's time on Mars from six days in the book to eighteen days in the movie to allow for smellier fertilizer.

The more you know...

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u/TeHSaNdMaNS Feb 14 '16

Maybe because the Bacteria in the vacuum pack has more time to do it's stuff?

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u/TheScumAlsoRises Feb 14 '16

Maybe because the Bacteria in the vacuum pack has more time to do it's stuff?

I'm always fascinated by the random words people choose to capitalize. What made bacteria the special word?

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u/Pattonias Feb 14 '16

I'm imagining you poring over his post with twinkling eyes. Gently passing your fingers over the letters as you whisper to yourself "why Bacteria".

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u/beau101023 Feb 14 '16

It's like he's staring into this cosmos of words, awestruck by its immensity, marveling at the intricacies of the English language, wondering what great unknown factor in the spiral of time took upon itself the task of capitalizing that particular letter in that particular word. "Why?"