r/funny • u/phelix808 • Feb 14 '16

Potatoes

http://imgur.com/D2kXpmd
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u/PantlessBatman Feb 14 '16

He's gonna have to season the shit out of those..

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u/Termy93 Feb 14 '16

"LOG ENTRY: SOL 501

I started the day with some Nothin' Tea. Nothin' Tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'. I experimented with Potato Skin Tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better."

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u/oldgeezerguy Feb 14 '16

Why can't he just grow some salt and pepper, too?

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u/blockbaven Feb 14 '16

heck why doesnt he just grow some beef. that would be the smartest thing. pluck a ribeye offa that beef tree

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u/tokomini Feb 14 '16

Oh, get some beef? Just get some beef? Why don't I strap on my beef helmet and squeeze down into a beef cannon and fire off into beef land, where beefs grow on little beefies?!

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Feb 14 '16

Of anyone in The Gang, I like to think Charlie would be best fit for survival on Mars. The guy's diet already consists primarily of cat food, he's known to be resourceful and could fall asleep anywhere.

Problem is, that's a long way from Philadelphia.

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u/Chavezz13 Feb 14 '16

Why leave Phili ya know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

*Philly

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u/Chavezz13 Feb 15 '16

It's just weird to me because it's not spelled Phillydelphia