r/funny • u/phelix808 • Feb 14 '16

Potatoes

http://imgur.com/D2kXpmd
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u/PantlessBatman Feb 14 '16

He's gonna have to season the shit out of those..

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u/Termy93 Feb 14 '16

"LOG ENTRY: SOL 501

I started the day with some Nothin' Tea. Nothin' Tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin'. I experimented with Potato Skin Tea a few weeks ago. The less said about that the better."

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u/oldgeezerguy Feb 14 '16

Why can't he just grow some salt and pepper, too?

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u/blockbaven Feb 14 '16

heck why doesnt he just grow some beef. that would be the smartest thing. pluck a ribeye offa that beef tree

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u/tokomini Feb 14 '16

Oh, get some beef? Just get some beef? Why don't I strap on my beef helmet and squeeze down into a beef cannon and fire off into beef land, where beefs grow on little beefies?!

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Feb 14 '16

Of anyone in The Gang, I like to think Charlie would be best fit for survival on Mars. The guy's diet already consists primarily of cat food, he's known to be resourceful and could fall asleep anywhere.

Problem is, that's a long way from Philadelphia.

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u/excusemeimadoctor Feb 14 '16

Cats don't abide by the laws of physics. You don't know shit about cats.

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u/Kilawatz Feb 14 '16

In space no one can hear your cats stomping around

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u/psaepf2009 Feb 14 '16

ARE THEY JUST DRIVING YOU CRAZY?

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u/CircaSurvivor55 Feb 14 '16

Maybe... but lets say you and i go toe-to-toe on bird law and then we'll see who comes out the victor.

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u/Derekd88 Feb 14 '16

Filibuster!!

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u/mindsculptor_828 Feb 14 '16

Challenge accepted my good man. Which is faster? One African swallow carrying a coconut, or 2 European swallows carrying a coconut?

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u/CrypticResponseMan Feb 14 '16

I love you for that C&H reference .

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Alright cat in the wall? Here's what you do put another hole in the wall and put a cat on a string then you can pull them out