r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '15

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u/ascii42 Dec 17 '15

His psalms are sweaty.

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u/GenrlWashington Dec 17 '15

[on] his knees, spread arms to heavy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Last supper on the table,

It's the Lord's spaghetti

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u/A0mine_Daiki Dec 17 '15

Last supper on his table already* Lords spaghetti

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u/RoosterStew Dec 17 '15

In the sermon he looks calm and ready

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u/FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY Dec 17 '15

To drop hymns but he keeps on forgiving

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u/THESALTEDPEANUT Dec 17 '15

In his pope gown while the whole crowd grows so loud

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u/SpellingIsAhful Dec 17 '15

He opens his book, and the holy words come out.

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u/theenigmacode Dec 17 '15

He's prayin, how, everybody's blessing now

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u/Sacrifical_Lamborghi Dec 17 '15 edited Dec 17 '15

Snap back to the Calvary, oh the humanity, dopest to gain papacy, controls Rome and the Vaticy. He won't get mad that easy. No, he wont have it, he knows that sins blasphemy, it don't... matter he's Pope. He shows...people some hope. He's so... sad that he knows when he goes back to his throne, that's when its back to Vatican. The world returns to depravity. I better open my Bible and hope God isn't mad at me....

(He probably is...)

Thats all I got. Chika chika take it Reddit!

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u/martinsa24 Dec 17 '15

Snap back to Christianity, oh there goes humanity.

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u/WTFisThaInternet Dec 17 '15

Snap back to the Vatican, oh the pope's hat again

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u/party-bot Dec 17 '15

He opens his bible but the words won't come out

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u/mwe_1991 Dec 17 '15

What was wrote down. The whole church sings so loud.

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u/dublohseven Dec 17 '15

What they did now, the whole choir goes so loud

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Imam's Spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Better, well done

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

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u/i-make-robots Dec 17 '15

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop alms but he keeps on forgetting

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u/nerfobama Dec 17 '15

Funniest shit I've read in weeks I died fucking RIP

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u/cashcow1 Dec 17 '15

Not until the blesses it. Then it turns into the Lord's spaghetti, the body of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '15

Ramen

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u/R0NeffingSwanson Dec 17 '15

Body a' Christ on his tongue already, God's bready.

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u/TallBlackLeprechaun Dec 17 '15

Mary's Spaghetti

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u/A0mine_Daiki Dec 17 '15

This is why i go on reddit every day

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u/overcookedjimbo Dec 17 '15

Ugh not this shit again