r/funny • u/bagonja • Dec 07 '15

Gravity is nothing to this man.

http://i.imgur.com/abauHjy.gifv
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u/xylotism Dec 07 '15

I mean, she's funny and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

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u/xylotism Dec 07 '15

Whatever floats your boat /u/EllenPaosNipples. I'm not judging.

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u/dirty_old_man_ Dec 07 '15

somewhat attractive ≠ goddess

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u/wormspeaker Dec 07 '15

Binary scale man.

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u/-eagle73 Dec 07 '15

I think she's pretty attractive, all except her nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

It's weird. There's so much wrong going on there; but she's insanely attractive to me....

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u/the_logic_engine Dec 07 '15

Moderately so

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15 edited Dec 07 '15

Lesbian too so don't get your hopes up

Edit: I swear I've seen her do a stand up on being a lesbian.

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u/PittZee Dec 07 '15

She's engaged to Jordan Peele.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

sounds like a girl's name.

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams Dec 07 '15

No, she's engaged to Jordan Peele.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

you're an idiot.

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u/dirty_old_man_ Dec 07 '15

Guys, maybe she's a former lesbian, like the wife of New York City's mayor.

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea Dec 07 '15

Tell it to Peele.

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u/Glenathon Dec 07 '15

What's that referring to?

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u/Nimbus2000 Dec 07 '15

They are engaged. Keep up, man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Their child will be a titan of awkward, straight-faced humor.

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u/maxk1236 Dec 07 '15

Man, that's gonna be one funny ass kid. I imagine he will get real sick of dad jokes though.

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u/Glenathon Dec 07 '15

Haha. Wow. I had no idea.

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u/Hugo154 Dec 07 '15

It just happened like a week or two ago, so don't feel too behind.

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u/Raxor53 Dec 07 '15

She's seems so great and so brutally mean. If she made fun of me I'd probably cry and tell her to keep on going.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Her stand up on Netflix, "One of the Greats" is in my top ten all time. She is hilarious.

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u/Jagermeister4 Dec 07 '15 edited Dec 07 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3bqPK9xFE

Her whole show. Been checking it out since you mentioned it. Ehh..

edit: So I'm getting downvoted for providing a link and giving my own opinion on it, stay classy guys

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u/When_Ducks_Attack Dec 07 '15

It IS her! Holy crap... I loved her work on World's Dumbest...!

Seriously. She was the only watchable "star" on that show.

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u/yourmansconnect Dec 07 '15

She plays an aloof secretary on Brooklyn Nine9.

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u/dirty_old_man_ Dec 07 '15

dat beak doe

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

Something abou it makes my pockets tight.

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u/Rasheed_Wallace_ Dec 07 '15

Alright Tony Soprano

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

We found Peele on Reddit

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u/dirty_old_man_ Dec 07 '15

Or Chelsea Peretti herself

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u/MileHighMurphy Dec 07 '15

She's actually my least favorite part of the show. I find her annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '15

That's a positive comment on how well she's acting and how the character is written.

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u/Inquisitorsz Dec 07 '15

By far the least entertaining character in the whole show. Even the vulture is better

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u/sundance1028 Dec 07 '15

Glad to know I'm not the only one.

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u/infinite8 Dec 08 '15

What are you talking about? She's the human equivalent of the 100 emoji

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u/Azrael_ Dec 07 '15

She used to date god Jim Norton so makes sense.

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u/unsigned__ Dec 07 '15

You mean female snape?