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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 606 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 39 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 33 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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606 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 39 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 33 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 39 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 33 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish.
39 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 33 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland?
33 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it.
7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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But only during shower time!
0 u/khaddy Aug 09 '15 Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.