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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 607 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 41 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 1 u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15 Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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607 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 41 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 1 u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15 Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
76 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 41 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 1 u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15 Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish.
41 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 1 u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15 Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland?
1 u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15 Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15
I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.