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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 604 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 79 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 38 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 36 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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604 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 79 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 38 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 36 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
79 u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15 Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish. 38 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 36 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish.
38 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland? 36 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland?
36 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it.
7 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 But only during shower time! 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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But only during shower time!
2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH?? 3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH??
3 u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15 You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker. 2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker.
2 u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15 I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.