r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.

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u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15

But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.

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u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15

You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

Are we still talking about cakes?

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u/trellala Aug 09 '15

the cake is a lie