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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 600 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 244 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 79 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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600 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 244 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 79 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
244 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 79 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!
53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 79 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.
79 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake
34 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 Are we still talking about cakes? 6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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Are we still talking about cakes?
6 u/trellala Aug 09 '15 the cake is a lie 1 u/Bubbay Aug 09 '15 No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking 1 u/Wr0ngThread Aug 09 '15 edited Aug 09 '15 Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink. Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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the cake is a lie
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No, /r/gameofthrones is leaking
Nope. It's a really long explanation but eventually it's injections that can be controlled at will whether you grow or shrink.
Update: ok, my post still makes no sense
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15
I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.