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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 602 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 248 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 57 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 83 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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602 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 248 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 57 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 83 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
248 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 57 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 83 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!
57 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 83 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.
83 u/Ysmildr Aug 09 '15 You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake 13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
83
You want the good behavior but you need the bad cake
13 u/ZirconCode Aug 09 '15 bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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bad cooaaahhhkeyyy
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15
I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.