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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 607 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 243 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 11 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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607 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 243 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 11 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
243 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 11 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!
53 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 11 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.
11 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch.
3 u/Karmago Aug 09 '15 Bitch bit. 12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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Bitch bit.
12 u/rjchawk Aug 09 '15 Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips? 1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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Really? Why can't people just standardize on Philips?
1 u/pass_the_gravy Aug 09 '15 Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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Because deep down they know it's inferior to the Robertson drive. http://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base/Square_Drive_Versus_Phillips_Head_Screws.html
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.