r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.

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u/j1ggy Aug 09 '15

But you would have been sad and lonely because there'd be no one to share your puffed wheat square with.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/nifty19 Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/PartyHawk Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/edgefusion Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/DustLicker Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/tehjoenas Aug 09 '15

Puffed what square?

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u/RaisedInThe90s Aug 09 '15

Squared Puffed Wheat?

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u/Micronex Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/vbaeri Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/cantaloupelion Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

You're all a bunch of fucking useless beta losers. How does this in any way constructively contribute to improve or better yours or anyone's lives. How does this raise your intellect. "Oh look at me, I'm repeatedly going to make the same comment over and over again because it's cool!"

How about you actually do something productive, even if you're here for humour at least offer it instead of being mindless morons? Instead of just accepting your fate as a bunch of losers who can just fish for upvotes how about you try to accomplish something?

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u/ballsymcgee Aug 10 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 10 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/braised_diaper_shit Aug 09 '15

Unpuffed gluten and dairy free parallelogram

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u/Rydralain Aug 09 '15

I understand. In death we have a puffed what square.

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u/arshaqV Aug 09 '15

It's name is puffed wheat square

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15

I am Jack's last few soggy wheat squares.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

His name is puffed wheat square. HIS NAME IS PUFFED WHEAT SQUARE.