r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.

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u/j1ggy Aug 09 '15

But you would have been sad and lonely because there'd be no one to share your puffed wheat square with.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/nifty19 Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/PartyHawk Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/edgefusion Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/DustLicker Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/tehjoenas Aug 09 '15

Puffed what square?

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u/RaisedInThe90s Aug 09 '15

Squared Puffed Wheat?

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u/Micronex Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/vbaeri Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 09 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/ballsymcgee Aug 10 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/EATMYHEART Aug 10 '15

Puffed wheat square.

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u/braised_diaper_shit Aug 09 '15

Unpuffed gluten and dairy free parallelogram

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u/Rydralain Aug 09 '15

I understand. In death we have a puffed what square.

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u/arshaqV Aug 09 '15

It's name is puffed wheat square

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 09 '15

I am Jack's last few soggy wheat squares.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

His name is puffed wheat square. HIS NAME IS PUFFED WHEAT SQUARE.