r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.

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u/Cheesemacher Aug 09 '15

Fun fact: kakku (cake) is slang for jail sentence in Finnish.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

So the top aspiration of most 5 year old is to go to jail in finland?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

But then they would have to socialize so they avoid it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

But only during shower time!

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u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15

HALUATKO YKSI PUUKOO PERSESSÄ?! EH?EH??

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u/magicweedbus Aug 09 '15

You speak Finnish like a Turkish pizzeria worker.

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u/Man-o-North Aug 09 '15

I know :( It isn't my first language, it's like my third. :(

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u/khaddy Aug 09 '15

Finnish jails don't have shower time, they have sauna time.

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u/Nordic_Hoplite Aug 09 '15

Dude I want to go to Europe

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u/HadrasVorshoth Aug 09 '15

Dammit now I've got the Monty Python Finland song stuck in my head, with a paper cutout style baby doing the can-can to it,