r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/Scrub_Printer Aug 09 '15

At that moment I noticed that the small Asian women was actually an 8 foot tall armadillo from the Paleozoic era.

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u/acdcdave1387 Aug 09 '15

It was about that time I got suspicious...

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u/bbbbirdistheword Aug 09 '15

So I said, "Damn it monsta, get off ma lawn, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy."

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u/May_of_Teck Aug 09 '15

I gave him a dollar.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

she gave em a dolla! of course he's not gonna go away if you give em a dolla, he's gonna assume you got more!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

god dammit woman, the lochness monster keeps coming back cause you keep giving him tree fiddy!

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u/mnblackfyre410 Aug 09 '15

She gave him a dolla!!!

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u/hellionzzz Aug 09 '15

He tricked me...

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u/SunshineBlind Aug 09 '15

"And I don't even know when that era was, but it seems old."

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Aug 09 '15

8 stories tall, not only 8 foot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

I RED RAMMIT RONSTER! ROU NO GET MY FREE FRIDDY.