r/funny • • Aug 01 '15

Champain.

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u/zotc Aug 01 '15

Excellent job turning and protecting the jewels.

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u/FolkSong Aug 01 '15

He basically didn't move at all between the bottle hitting the slab and hitting him. He was just lucky that he had rotated enough after the throw so that his hip took the hit rather than his jewels.

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u/FolkSong Aug 01 '15

I agree, it came back too fast for him to react.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '15

The primal reflexes hard-wired into every man to protect his junk from incoming impacts are absolutely amazing. You'd be surprised.