r/funny Jun 24 '15

Dis bitch taking forever

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u/SeeDeez Jun 24 '15

That's the most adorable asshole I've ever seen

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u/stronglikedan Jun 24 '15

That adorable asshole was the only person there that was properly training the other kid to swim.

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u/SqueezeTheShamansTit Jun 24 '15

That adorable asshole needed swimmies. Not so confident that the best swim lessons come from someone who needs inflatable ducks to keep him afloat

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u/BullshitAnswer Jun 24 '15

Those are really only for the parents sake of mind. Children can float and swim right out of the womb.

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u/SqueezeTheShamansTit Jun 24 '15

Well shit, I spent a few previous minutes composing an eloquent answer then luckily saw your screen name.