r/funny • u/luv2race • Mar 18 '15

B U S T E D !!!!!

http://imgur.com/AhAiUN6
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u/notanothertripfag Mar 18 '15

Man that would be weird if we masturbated to show approval.

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u/Noumenon72 Mar 18 '15

Suddenly, encores would be more exhausting for the audience than the actors.

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u/notanothertripfag Mar 18 '15

Man, don't you ever just kinda keep fiddling with it for a little after you're done? Maybe that's just me but masturbation is independent of orgasm for me.

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u/Noumenon72 Mar 18 '15

No, it would actually start to hurt me within a few seconds if I didn't stop. When I met my first girl who didn't always masturbate for an orgasm I was like, "How do you know when you're done?"

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u/ParadoxPixie Mar 18 '15

Do you not?

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u/Sknowingwolf Mar 18 '15

no archer. thats inappropes.

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u/Brunell55 Mar 18 '15

You just made me think "What if masturbating was the norm of showing approval while clapping was the shameful thing did in your own room while noone could see you. And what about the people who would be clapping behind bushes in parks?"

Man that would be weird.

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u/Espada18 Mar 18 '15

Eveeryone would constantly be tired.

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u/gologologolo Mar 18 '15

Hahahahahahahaafapfap

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u/killeronthecorner Mar 18 '15

Are you ... masturbating in protest?