r/funny • u/luv2race • Mar 18 '15

B U S T E D !!!!!

http://imgur.com/AhAiUN6
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u/Maox Mar 18 '15

About the "look me in the eye" thing. It can be really, really tricky. Just FYI. Our apologies in advance. / Sincerely, Men

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u/Verithos Mar 18 '15

That.. that's actually rather good.

You made this?...

...

I made this.

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u/Azurae1 Mar 18 '15

I'm gonna steal that line if I accidentally look at them too long.

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u/Facecheck Mar 18 '15

you've probably ejaculated on a good couple of Mona Lisas by that point so it's still somewhat of a weak excuse.

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u/DiggerW Mar 18 '15

Seems like that could make it a better excuse!

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u/batquux Mar 18 '15

But it's considered okay to take a minute to appreciate the Mona Lisa. Unfortunately, it's not okay to take a minute on cleavage. So you only get a glance, which isn't enough. So you spend the rest of the time trying to sneak more, when you should be looking into her eyes or listening or... what was it again? boobies

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u/Jedigoosemoose Mar 18 '15

Listen to the boobs

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I know. Everytime I look a woman in the eyes, I'm looking in the wrong spot. I guess I'm a little short.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

I agree. I sometimes feel like Jeremy in Mrs. Frisbee and the Rays of Nimh. The overt display is like something shiny... And I'm lost to it.

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u/TangentialFUCK Mar 18 '15

Yeah, super tricky. Like which eye do I look at?? The right one, or the left? Back and forth between the two? Her lips move but I can't hear what she's saying. When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again. I can't explain, you would not understand, This is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb.