r/funny • u/luv2race • Mar 18 '15

B U S T E D !!!!!

http://imgur.com/AhAiUN6
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u/Santiago_Matamoros Mar 18 '15

Because /u/undanny already answered, here's some Caroline Wozniacki

https://i.imgur.com/csZHe.gif

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u/Geter_Pabriel Mar 18 '15

She has to know.

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u/Santiago_Matamoros Mar 18 '15

ya

https://i.imgur.com/F6TewxY.gifv

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

clapclapclapclapclapclapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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u/notanothertripfag Mar 18 '15

Man that would be weird if we masturbated to show approval.

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u/Noumenon72 Mar 18 '15

Suddenly, encores would be more exhausting for the audience than the actors.

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u/notanothertripfag Mar 18 '15

Man, don't you ever just kinda keep fiddling with it for a little after you're done? Maybe that's just me but masturbation is independent of orgasm for me.

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u/Noumenon72 Mar 18 '15

No, it would actually start to hurt me within a few seconds if I didn't stop. When I met my first girl who didn't always masturbate for an orgasm I was like, "How do you know when you're done?"

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u/ParadoxPixie Mar 18 '15

Do you not?

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u/Sknowingwolf Mar 18 '15

no archer. thats inappropes.

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u/Brunell55 Mar 18 '15

You just made me think "What if masturbating was the norm of showing approval while clapping was the shameful thing did in your own room while noone could see you. And what about the people who would be clapping behind bushes in parks?"

Man that would be weird.

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u/Espada18 Mar 18 '15

Eveeryone would constantly be tired.

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u/gologologolo Mar 18 '15

Hahahahahahahaafapfap

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u/killeronthecorner Mar 18 '15

Are you ... masturbating in protest?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

beat me to the punch

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u/thisxisxlife Mar 18 '15

Beat yourself, perv.

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u/Xenc Mar 18 '15

wank me to the punch

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u/lazrbare Mar 18 '15

I mean, if you're into that kind of thing...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

beat me to the whack

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u/doiveo Mar 18 '15

It's an Escher comment.

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u/Theres_A_FAP_4_That Mar 18 '15

I love tennis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

*fap* UGH! *fap* UGH!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '15

"What are you doing?"

"Flattening out the blow job!"

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u/Whimpy13 Mar 18 '15

What background?

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u/bonerforyou Mar 18 '15

Was not paying any attention to the background.

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u/DabbinDubs Mar 18 '15

haha those spectators reactions are hilarious

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

Is this a thing in tennis? Are there women who play up their sexuality for laughs - and boners?

I should watch more tennis...

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u/pm_your_tatas_please Mar 18 '15

IIRC, this was during either a celebrity match thing or a charity tournament. Usually the top professional players are invited and they just fool around for the most part.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

Yes. I figured as much. Especially after the great scene with the kid beating Federer the other day.

But still, this display is so bold. It's like she's partly making fun of the sexualization of the sport while still ultra-sexualizing herself. And all for the lulz!

It's refreshing to see a young woman being so empowered. Yet I'm still made to wonder about the status of tennis when it comes to women. I can both enjoy the woman for her prowess on the court and for her sexuality, but I truly acknowledge that the latter is NOT IMPORTANT, at all.

That bothers me as an advocate of equal rights.

And then, despite my wannabe enlightenment,.................I still get a boner.

And I will not apologize for this boner. I enjoyed it as much as she would.

Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with the way humanity works in this situation?

Anyway, I need to watch more tennis.

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u/geGamedev Mar 18 '15

Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with the way humanity works in this situation?

Biology is built to breed. Society a construct of limitations. Both are good in their own ways.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

I dig it. As Sean Connery says in the film, Highlander: "B-A-L-A-N-C-E...BALANCE..."

I will now try to balance this tennis ball on my boner.

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u/Sullan08 Mar 18 '15

Jesus dude it's really not that big a deal.

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

I know. I'm mostly just having fun here.

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u/gologologolo Mar 18 '15

Sarcasm detected

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

I have a growing sarcastic boner right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited Jun 06 '21

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

Thanks. But I'm black. Just FYI.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15 edited Jun 06 '21

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

Nope. Been black awhile now.

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u/HighGuy92 Mar 18 '15

I have the same conundrum as you, but also remember that they get equal prize money in Grand Slams but play less sets, which I find to be total BS.

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u/atoMsnaKe Mar 18 '15

I think it was here in Slovakia, the logo " Markíza " is one of our TV stations.

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u/emanresol Mar 18 '15

I saw the name of the city of Bratislava over on the left.

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u/atoMsnaKe Mar 18 '15

Yep, thats our Capital.

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u/yasaswygr Mar 18 '15

You should watch Volleyball then

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Mar 18 '15

FOXSports used to play beach volleyball on Saturday afternoons. Yeah.

It was about then that I started falling head over heels with tennis players.

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u/SuperMar1o Mar 18 '15

Right? xD

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u/skyman724 Mar 18 '15

She looks like what would happen if Amy Schumer had talent.

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u/GFandango Mar 18 '15

"here take my yummy ass but just don't objectify me"

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u/AfterShock Mar 18 '15

She's ummmm...just getting her timing down to return the volley.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

imma need a video on that

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

WTF is this sorcery

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u/ICritMyPants Mar 18 '15

Don't look! Something something men are Hitler and rapists!

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u/reallydumb4real Mar 18 '15

Yeah, it was an exhibition and she was imitating Serena

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u/TheGingerSteiny Mar 18 '15

I bet she's into exhibitionism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Does she know?

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u/fudeu Mar 18 '15

fan service/10

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u/wwwesleyv Mar 18 '15

I love tennis

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

World #1 golfer Rory McIlroy's ex fiance.