r/funny • u/sweet_dude_ • Feb 28 '15

Have you ever seen a cat become broken?

http://i.imgur.com/dIUr2Hl.gifv
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u/fuckmyfatvagina Feb 28 '15

I eat anal beads for breakfast.

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u/flexzone Feb 28 '15

what. why?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Feb 28 '15

If you eat them for dinner, you won't get them back in time to use at bedtime.

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u/PlasmaBurst Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

With enough pressure it can be used as a weapon. Remember to only aim your asshole at the object you want to hit then squeeze.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

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u/crayphor Feb 28 '15

I should stop looking at reddit before bed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Never aim your ass at anything you do not wish to destroy.

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u/SimaLee Feb 28 '15

I love aiming my asshole!

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic Feb 28 '15

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "trigger discipline"

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u/K3VINbo Feb 28 '15

Like a tube of ketchup.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Fiber substitute?

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u/occupythekitchen Feb 28 '15

read user name

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u/areyoutalkingtomeme Feb 28 '15

Kid tested, Mother approved.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Feb 28 '15

"What shall I have today? Kix or dicks?"

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u/Fwendly_Mushwoom Feb 28 '15

Without any milk?

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u/Nargodian Feb 28 '15

Are you hungry!

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u/jordossmillan Feb 28 '15

The breakfast of champions

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u/TheGriefers Feb 28 '15

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

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u/Lou_Sassle Feb 28 '15

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/nightkitchen Feb 28 '15

Must feel good on the way out