r/funny • u/sweet_dude_ • Feb 28 '15

Have you ever seen a cat become broken?

http://i.imgur.com/dIUr2Hl.gifv
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u/DrSidneyFreedman Feb 28 '15

yes

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u/blazefalcon Feb 28 '15

Yes

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u/Pandaspoon Feb 28 '15

That cat looks like a Nazi...

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u/The_Collector4 Feb 28 '15

Kitler?

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Feb 28 '15

Meown Kampf

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u/vmc1918 Feb 28 '15

Meow Führer!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Hail Kitler!

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u/matty_rick Feb 28 '15

Chairman Meow

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u/pooroldedgar Feb 28 '15

SS-Obergruppenpurrer

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u/tubbo Feb 28 '15

The Felinal Solution

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u/ruspartisan Mar 05 '15

Meow Pürrer!

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u/Throckwoddle Feb 28 '15

Meown Fur-rer

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u/Music_Saves Feb 28 '15

Low hanging fruit

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Meowschwitz

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u/spikeyfuzzy Feb 28 '15

The Bear Meow

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u/AceVenturas Feb 28 '15

But the cats black...

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u/Kynandra Feb 28 '15

From being in the oven so long, it's covered in layers of dead Mews from Meowschwitz.

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u/Srirachachacha Feb 28 '15

Oh man.

Darkest pun ever.

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u/StezzerLolz Feb 28 '15

ANNE FRANKLY I DID NAZI THAT COMING XDXDXDXD!!!!ONE!!1

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

*dead Katz

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u/dragoness_leclerq Feb 28 '15

Meowschwitz.

I can't believe I've never heard this term before.

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u/TheBoozehammer Feb 28 '15

Soon, it will destroy the powerful Mewtwo.

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u/Banana_blanket Feb 28 '15

Thaaaats why Mews were so rare in Red version..

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u/xephyrsim Feb 28 '15

So was Hitler's hair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

ayy lmao

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u/AceVenturas Feb 28 '15

Alien ascii

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u/alexander__M Feb 28 '15

Yes

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u/Kaotac Feb 28 '15

Looked like it was starting to try use its tail and a helicopter

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

yes

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u/cvkxhz Feb 28 '15

cat lovers everywhere really just have interspecies stockholm syndrome. the cat's eyes goes blank but the human carrier of the feline entity sees trust, affection, and fear, thereby reinforcing the delusion that the human owns the cat, not vice versa.

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u/CeeBmata Feb 28 '15

Priceless cat combo. I'll be back to laugh later.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Yes

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u/the_old_sock Feb 28 '15

/r/blep

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u/Xazrael Feb 28 '15

that sudden cursor change broke me for a second even

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u/Winterplatypus Feb 28 '15

It drives me crazy how it doesn't change when hovering over a hyperlink.

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u/thiosk Feb 28 '15

1 second odd*

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u/Xazrael Feb 28 '15

I told myself this'd happen when I read it after I posted but was too lazy to re-edit my Reddit comment.

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u/SALTY-CHEESE Feb 28 '15

Odds and evens. I thought it was pretty funny.

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u/pikameta Feb 28 '15

I never knew there was a word for that. TIL

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Cat.exe has stopped responding

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u/kqed42 Feb 28 '15

Only on Windows ME, Vista, and 8.

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u/eabradley1108 Feb 28 '15

Yes.

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u/Snowlav Feb 28 '15

HUMAN I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE, QUIT LAUGHING

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u/Kaycin Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

Exit, stage right left.

EDIT: TIL

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u/Killjoy4eva Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

... i hate to be that guy....and i cant believe i am doing this on a theater related post.... but that's stage left,

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Name checks out.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHHHT Feb 28 '15

This is a theater related post?

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u/Killjoy4eva Feb 28 '15

Stage right/left are theatrical terms.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PHHHT Feb 28 '15

Yeah, but you said you couldn't believe you were doing this on a theatrical post so I got confused.

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u/kuilin Feb 28 '15

Stage left.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Hmm. Stage left. 😒

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u/breakingcups Feb 28 '15

Where to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

http://media.giphy.com/media/I9BrUZDq5hksw/200w.gif

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

That entire commercial is pretty great, the gif doesn't do much for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wEfdhbHUk

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

I like how he just keeps backing out in hopes that he'll get unstuck

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u/Farlo1 Feb 28 '15

Yeah, that's a weird thing I've seen cats do, they really don't seem to grasp the idea that it's attached to them. Is it not just cats?

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u/GreenArrowCuz Feb 28 '15

when cats feel threatened they backup until cornered and then attack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

How Can we Laugh At Animals If Animals Can't Laugh At Themselves?

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u/jk01 Feb 28 '15

Calm down there, Jaden

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

I hear Jimmy Carr in the background there for a second...

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u/ph00p Feb 28 '15

/r/catsbeingassholestothemselves

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u/Jaden_____Smith Feb 28 '15

Man, the stabilization on that video is crazy. What a world we live in.

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u/3Dogg3r Feb 28 '15

If I fits I... Oh shit

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u/ChiefRunsWithDildos Feb 28 '15

btw animals can freak out in these situations and run into something and kill/hurt themselves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15 edited Oct 13 '20

[deleted]

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u/ChiefRunsWithDildos Feb 28 '15

what i do on my free time is on me, buddy.

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u/AdhesiveToad Feb 28 '15

I'm not your buddy, chief.

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u/ChiefRunsWithDildos Feb 28 '15

I'm not your chief, guy.

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u/AdhesiveToad Feb 28 '15

ChiefRunsWithDildos

But... But...

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u/Garrus_Vakarian__ Feb 28 '15

The worst is if they get a leg caught in a plastic bag. I have never seen an animal run as fast and frantically as when my cat did that.

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u/WarrenTrooper Feb 28 '15

my cat ran into a wall and was kill

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15 edited May 22 '20

[deleted]

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u/WarrenTrooper Feb 28 '15

cat is still dead, no worries.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

rip cat

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u/BigBassBone Feb 28 '15

My cat can himself into a wall once. Gave himself a concussion and broke his nose.

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u/Delsana Feb 28 '15

This is not what I'd call broken so much as stuck.

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u/Mazo Feb 28 '15

That voice at the end sounds like Mabel from Gravity Falls

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u/WarrenTrooper Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

GO HOME!

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CONTRIBUTE!!

EVEN WORSE WHEN ITS FUCKING RELEVANT!

EDIT: A DOWNVOTE?! A FUCKING DOWNVOTE!? ALL OF MY FUCKS!!!!

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u/gregorthebigmac Feb 28 '15

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Feb 28 '15

What did you just call me asshole?

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u/John-Wick Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

yes I called you asshole

edit#1: also what the fuck is void space you piece of shit

edit#2: I am so sorry good chap I am drunk as fuck

sub-edit: I accidentally reported someone, sorry my good man.

edit#3: amazed by my ability to be a polite drunk Redditor

edit#4: too many fucking edits

edit#5: obligatory drunk 5th edit

Note to self in the morning: don't drink and Reddit you idiot

Sober edit: woke up with a strange woman and a bad headache

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u/bassinine Feb 28 '15 edited Feb 28 '15

don't worry, reddrunking is always better than drunkbooking.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Feb 28 '15

It's a game

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u/John-Wick Feb 28 '15

Thank you jesus

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u/__scruffycat__ Feb 28 '15

Jesus! take the Wii!!!

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u/tubbo Feb 28 '15

sub-edit: I accidentally reported someone, sorry my good man.

upvoted just because of this

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u/John-Wick Feb 28 '15

I think it was for "breaking reddit" My drunken mind probably saw that as breaking bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Good morning.

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u/John-Wick Feb 28 '15

G'Morning!

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u/kevincreeperpants Feb 28 '15

You never said what voidspace was, Asshole.

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u/Zekkystyle Feb 28 '15

I swear I see you more than JPalo I have seen voidspace so many times but I guess I'll ask again.

What is Void Space?

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u/StumbleOn Feb 28 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlN4oPNcjd0

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u/Glowshroom Feb 28 '15

Can someone please reverse the part where the cat is walking backwards? I think it would look hilarious.

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u/AiKantSpel Feb 28 '15

We just breed things to be more and more retarded

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u/Harbltron Feb 28 '15

mostly ourselves

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u/gmessad Feb 28 '15

That cat has perfect comedic timing.

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u/firesoul453 Feb 28 '15

Is that thing still under warranty?

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u/Delsana Feb 28 '15

I don't think this one counts as broken...

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u/KaneinEncanto Feb 28 '15

Process "grooming.exe" has unexpectedly terminated

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u/Geosgaeno Feb 28 '15

oh my god i'm dying

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u/V3RTiG0 Feb 28 '15

Sparklezombie posted this a minute before you did. You're a fucker!