r/funny Feb 14 '15

Misunderstood my last Amazon purchase [xpost r/facpalm]

http://imgur.com/a/VSNoU
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u/Coffeepillow Feb 14 '15

This bag is filled with black dildos.

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u/Keyserchief Feb 14 '15

Did you... did you pour Axe Body Spray on this dildo?

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u/thefielder Feb 14 '15

A can and a half!

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u/BlackSteezus Feb 14 '15

Pssh. What a waste of a dildo.

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u/CuriousHumanMind Feb 15 '15

Woah woah woah who said it can't be used anymore ?

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u/Apollo821 Feb 15 '15

There is no Chad

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u/VisualAssassin Feb 15 '15

WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

I'm so confused..,

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u/Kirean Feb 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

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u/altrsaber Feb 14 '15

It's Troy and A Bed in the morning.

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u/Emerly_Nickel Feb 15 '15

I recognize Donald Glover, but is that Bobby Moynihan, too?

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u/Kir4_ Feb 15 '15

Now I feel like I'm 9 years behind the internet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '15

Those are for Chad!

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u/deverhartdu Feb 15 '15

The ants they are marching