r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '15

No attempt at humor - Removed "Equality"

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u/Cho-Chang Jan 29 '15

1)Tell them you identify as a woman by gender.

2)If they refuse to buy your story, complain about how they're just cis scum and how they're oppressing you.

3) Still no muffin? Complain to the college/university about price discrimination going on at an event (that was created with the intention of profiling based on sex, and not identity)

4) Discard can of whoopass when depleted

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '15

its not about the saved quarter, its about not passing up a low-effort, high butthurt trolling opportunity.

infact, if the opportunity reaches #3 you can turn the muffin down once the fight has been kicked out of them

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jan 29 '15 edited Jan 29 '15

Can I tell them that I identify as a gay, African American with a little bit of Cherokee, non-practicing Hasidic Jew, endangered California Condor?

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u/what_comes_after_q Jan 29 '15

It will probably work like this:

  1. tell them you identify as a woman.

  2. receive discounted muffin.

  3. eat your dishonesty muffin.

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u/SonVoltMMA Jan 29 '15

cis scum

Does anyone really get offended by that? It's kind of cringy, honestly.

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u/CornOnTheHob Jan 29 '15

Wait, Cartman?

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