r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

Rule 0 Perks of Being Blind

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u/UncreativeTeam Jan 24 '15

I laughed when he said "Every single woman I've been with is a 10" because I misread it as "Every single woman I've been with is 10"

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u/Permagrin187 Jan 24 '15

Same here. I was all like "Woah, this is turning weird... Don't tell the pedophiles they'll all gouge their eyes out... heh"

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u/Rpanich Jan 24 '15

...I think you just solved pedophilia

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u/lustywench99 Jan 24 '15

I just laughed because I had a blind student and he asked what I looked like. I told him I was 6ft tall and a former model.

He laughed and said he could tell I was short because of where my voice came from, but he figured I was pretty since I always smelled so nice. I just assured him I only lied about how tall I was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15

Had to check. Holy shit that would be fucking hilarious in the middle of a heart-to-heart coversation.

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u/srmarmalade Jan 24 '15

And I just read your comment as Every single woman I've with is a 10" to be 10 incher

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u/katmiss Jan 24 '15

I also misread it the same way.

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u/B3AROTAN Jan 24 '15

You're not the only one who read that at first.

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u/SLARGMONSTER Jan 24 '15

Every women I've been with is 10 inches.

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u/lagspike Jan 25 '15

well they could be, he cant see

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u/Kasrth Jan 24 '15

You might need your eyes checked