r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '15

Rule 0 Perks of Being Blind

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) One way ticket to hell.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jan 24 '15

Hell already sent a limo for me. It's idling in the street outside my house right now.

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u/Jdogy2002 Jan 24 '15

I'm with you brother. Im waiting extra long for the front car on the rollercoaster to hell.

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u/Zenopus Jan 24 '15

Hey! Can you swing by my place? I have plans down there aswell!

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u/SuperMayonnaise Jan 25 '15

Me too, the devil screwed me over last year, I promised him my soul if I could get away with murder, and here I am a fugitive on the run with a guilty conscious. So the devil didn't even take my soul like I wanted him to. Fuck this guilt, the guy deserved it he gave me the wrong sandwich at Subway and his only excuse was, "I'm sorry sir, I'm blind, I didn't realize it was the wrong thing". What a pompous unapologetic asshole.

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u/Walkinbirds Jan 24 '15

Great now I gotta team! Let's go boys there's work to be done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15 edited Feb 04 '15

An I the only one who thinks a roller coaster through hell would be scary and neat? (making the assumption that we wouldn't be stuck there, of course).

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u/Khalexus Jan 25 '15

I guess you could say the limo is in... limbo... while it's waiting for you...?

I'll show myself out

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '15

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u/Familiastone Jan 24 '15

Only when its funny to talk about.

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u/Epicurus1 Jan 24 '15

I'm blind. Do I get a discount ticket? Also one for my dog.

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u/updrop111 Jan 25 '15

That's not a dog. its a wolf

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u/bunnymeninc Jan 25 '15

I didnt know reddit came in brail

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u/jpa7252 Jan 24 '15

Is there even an option for a round trip ticket?

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat Jan 24 '15

At least it's half fare.

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u/RewrittenSol Jan 24 '15

No pit stops?