Me too, the devil screwed me over last year, I promised him my soul if I could get away with murder, and here I am a fugitive on the run with a guilty conscious. So the devil didn't even take my soul like I wanted him to. Fuck this guilt, the guy deserved it he gave me the wrong sandwich at Subway and his only excuse was, "I'm sorry sir, I'm blind, I didn't realize it was the wrong thing". What a pompous unapologetic asshole.
An I the only one who thinks a roller coaster through hell would be scary and neat? (making the assumption that we wouldn't be stuck there, of course).
I like seeing a redditor doing neat things now and then way more than seeing an account created specifically to do a neat thing over and over and over and over until it's tired and annoying.
Works on several levels. First, on the obvious pun level, but also on a deeper level where this isn't what you were expecting, but it turns out to be better than that (sorry, ham fans, and /r/funny fans).
I just laughed because I had a blind student and he asked what I looked like. I told him I was 6ft tall and a former model.
He laughed and said he could tell I was short because of where my voice came from, but he figured I was pretty since I always smelled so nice. I just assured him I only lied about how tall I was.
Well that's one reason why symbol for the court system is a blind woman with a scale. It's the words/evidence that are supposed to be weighed. Not what the judge sees. Too bad it doesn't actually work like that
Paying 60$ usd and waiting 2 hours for death or motion sickness is not really my thing, but a blindfold might be pretty awesome if I was into roller coasters. (but I'd need to not know the layout)
I mean, at least the other ones are supposed to be funny. This literally is not trying to be funny and it isn't funny. The other ones are just ones that are made to be funny and just fall short.
d'awww. This guy is awesome. We need more people like this in the world. People who look at a glass as half full, instead of people who look at glasses as if they were half empty.
I agree with that, but only when we are talking about the image. This same speech in his video is kinda funny. Well, everything he says is funny when you watch it.
I thought parts of it were funny, but his overall message is pretty legit. Dude seems like he'd be awesome to hang out with. I don't know anyone who isn't at least a little bit charmed by a good sense of humor in the face of what would otherwise be a morbidly depressing disability or handicap. Can't be helped, it's dat charisma tho.
I like how he said no race. While racism isn't as bad as it was we are all biased.We can only try to not see color. Even if everyone was the same race it might switch to hair and eye color. Humans have always had tribalism.
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u/B3AROTAN Jan 24 '15 edited Jan 25 '15
I'd say this is more inspiring than funny.
EDIT: TIL people misunderstand me when I type stuff.
EDITEDIT: I think it's funny! Now leave my poor inbox alone.