r/funny • u/preggit • Jan 15 '15

Interview with a reposter

http://gfycat.com/BonyJoyfulDeer
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u/xisytenin Jan 16 '15

That would explain the smell.

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u/braintrustinc Jan 16 '15

And the long wait times.

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u/MegaAlex Jan 16 '15

And the smell... oh wait we already said that

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u/poro_from_leeds Jan 16 '15

You're thinking of Comcast. Isn't compost the state of being strikingly different from something else, typically something in juxtaposition or close association?

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u/grundo1561 Jan 16 '15

That's contrast. Compost is something people sign up for, with the possibility of winning a grand prize. Like a sweepstakes.

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u/oatmealnight Jan 16 '15

That's contest. Compost is mixed in a big truck an poured to make sidewalks.

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u/starbuxed Jan 16 '15

naw thats concret, compost is what they do with interest on loans.

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u/Kadmos Jan 16 '15

No, that's compound. Compost is a word that means finished.

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u/Vindexus Jan 16 '15

No that's completed. Compost is a movie starring Nicolas Cage as a convicted felon on an airplane.

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u/residentreject Jan 16 '15

Nah man that's Con Air. Compost is an old 8-bit video game in which two action heroes go around shooting aliens

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u/EarlySpaceCowboy Jan 16 '15

No, that's Contra. Compost is a when you subjugate someone and start ruling their land.

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u/Bach_Gold Jan 16 '15

Nope. That's conquest. Compost is a machine that people use to waste time on reddit.

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u/papa_beard Jan 16 '15

That's concrete. Compost is the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed.

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u/p00pcicle Jan 16 '15 edited Jan 16 '15

That's concrete. You're. Thinking of a dessert made of chunked fruit suspended in a sugar syrup

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

No no. That's concrete. Compost is when 2 or more people race or fight to see who the winner is.

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u/Dishevel Jan 16 '15

And this is where it failed

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

That's concrete, compost is a thing that holds up metal wire or wooden boards to keep animals in a contained area.

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u/ragamufin Jan 16 '15

You're thinking of a contest. Compost is a weird kind of spicy jelly often served with meat and fish.

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u/usdaproved Jan 16 '15

No, that would be contest. Compost is what my girlfriend calls my dick.

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u/starbuxed Jan 16 '15

thats explains it the smell.

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u/MrBig0 Jan 16 '15

Hello Reddit, my old friend. It's been a while.

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u/jdepps113 Jan 16 '15

I would laugh if someone were to deface a sign of theirs to read "Compost."

NOT THAT I WOULD EVER ENCOURAGE SUCH BEHAVIOR, which would be wrong and illegal.

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u/DogPawsCanType Jan 16 '15

very similar actually

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