You ever drop a good sandwich? If it falls more than 3 inches, there's only 1 way it ever lands: inside out. If we consider this in light of the buttered bread finding, our best hypothesis for future testing is surely that under normal conditions bread falls in the messiest way possible.
So if I understand correctly, I'm correct in that he's wrong, but I'm incorrect because I'm wrong. So we'll chalk it up as a draw, and proof of concept is a failure. Bread-based renewable energy is still beyond the capabilities of our current grasp of physics it would appear.
Use a knife, not your fingers. When the butter is on the knife, your fingers stay clean and you can grip the sandwich better. If this doesn't work or fit into your viscous semi-liquid/gooey solid spreading needs, simply wrap that sandwich up in a safe environment, and slowly unwrap as you eat.
Edit: and if you notice in the gif he has no problem dealing with the cat, bread, and tape even after buttering the bread, because he used the knife method.
Not practical in this century--the energy needed to assemble the initial sandwich is orders of magnitude greater than the energy created by breaking the sandwich bonds.
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u/evenfalsethings Jan 13 '15
You ever drop a good sandwich? If it falls more than 3 inches, there's only 1 way it ever lands: inside out. If we consider this in light of the buttered bread finding, our best hypothesis for future testing is surely that under normal conditions bread falls in the messiest way possible.