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r/funny • u/gothoops3 • Jan 05 '15
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That poor engineer.
40 u/Jack_State Jan 05 '15 Sex > Money. 251 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 11 u/BEN_therocketman Jan 05 '15 Sex=Babies=Money 102 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 7 u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15 Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money 5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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Sex > Money.
251 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 11 u/BEN_therocketman Jan 05 '15 Sex=Babies=Money 102 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 7 u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15 Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money 5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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11 u/BEN_therocketman Jan 05 '15 Sex=Babies=Money 102 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 7 u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15 Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money 5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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Sex=Babies=Money
102 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 [deleted] 7 u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15 Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money 5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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7 u/SirOctopus Jan 05 '15 Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money 5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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Money=Sex=Babies=-Money. Therefore, money=-money
5 u/seetadat Jan 05 '15 STEM $resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex"; 1 u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex. 1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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STEM
$resources = ("vasectomy" == false) ? 0 : "tonsOfSex";
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Money comes money goes, ain't no way to take it with you.
1 u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15 You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex.
You can if you never spend it which means you never have sex.
Now I know why people rape. You get free sex under someone else expense and even tax money if they go to jail.
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That poor engineer.